It is your National Duty to become a Pirate

[Swallow]

Intelligent Design.

Huh? you might say. Are you talking about the benefits of a comfy chair?
while i may be sitting in one at this moment, and i do believe it to be of a most intelligent design, this is not what i am talking about.

Intelligent Design(ID) in this context is the fundamentalist's way of trying to bring science to Creationism. It is where people look at the human form and say there is no way that the human could have evolved into this being without interferance from a higher form. Kansas, USA, is strongly considering (if not already) teaching this to their students as a way of getting out of teaching evolution.

ID is science now, isn't it?

In protest numerous amounts of scientist have pulled together and decided that since ID is the way to go, therefore Kansas school should also point out the possiblity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

But they don't simply say that humans were shaped by this pastaly being, no, they go as far as to point out that the whole reason for global warming is not pollution, nay, it be the distinct lack of pirates in the world. Yes, good friends, the drop in pirates is linked to the rise in the earth's temperature. If you don't believe me, scroll down and read that whole page, or look at this handy image for you all.



So, bassically, one and all, if you wish to save the world, you are going to have to become a pirate. And remember to keep your eyes open for the Flying Spaghetti Monster who may one day return to us in all his glory!

Argh me hearties!
_{cross posted in my lj}

[Squirt]

For those of you who wish to become a pirate and are without a suitable name, complete this handy Pirate name quiz Arrrrr!

www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate

[Siryn]

yeah sure, when you put it that way.

Also i think 'Dead Man's Chest' is coming out this year on July the 7th and im pretty sure stellan skarsgard will be playing will's dad even though he isnt an exact "spitting image of ol’ Bootstrap Bill" ..... OOooo, im anxious, i cant wait!!!!!

ok, my name is...... 'Mad Jenny Flint' but that dont sound right....

Mad Jenny Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

[Lix]

siryn, we're related, im dirty anne flint

[Arien]

Gosh, what a tough duty...but I guess if it's for a good cause...
*puts on pirate outift i've had stored in a hidden safe, in case of this exact emergency* well, I'm off to commandeer a ship. Y'know, to stop global warming. >_>


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[Lix]

yeah but global warming my butt! it seems to em each winter gets colder and colder and if there really was such a thing as global warming it wouldnt be so bloody cold when i get up in the morning!

[Rushton]

Black Roger Rackham???

Why am I a boy?

lol

[Siryn]

Elixa, havent you seen 'The Day After Tomorrow'??

[Lucy]

Dread Pirate Bonney be's my name, arrrr!!
I think I could stretch to becoming a pirate, if the future of the world depended on it

[Schis]

I am now officialy known as:
Calico Davy Bonney
And yes, I sail the seven seas...

[eLsa___xX]

Dirty Bess Flint =(
...dirty...

[Lauren]

My pirate name is:
Mad Mary Rackham
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Go pirates!

[Swallow]

Sadly Lauren, it doesn't work like that. You'll have to cut and paste the picture to post it. otherwise it's just a pile of gook.

[Lauren]

Mmm-hmm, you are correct. My computer went psycho just after I posted so I didnt get to see it...grrr, dial up!

[Maryon]

Well I'm Red Bess Kidd...

[Squirt]

I'm Red Bess Bonney

[Dark One]

Arr! I be:

Dread Pirate Flint
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Fear ye all who enter here, for i be mad, bad and dangerous to know! Arr!

[aasder]

It seems my pirate name would be Dread Pirate Cash......
I have a keen head but no flair....Woe is me....

[Netty]

Arr, my pirate name be... Captain Anne Kidd. Sounds a bit wishy-washy, but the description says...

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Arr indeed.

And Lix, I swear every winter is getting warmer. I got back to Sydney in July last year and I never wore gloves all winter, but when I was younger I used to freeze my a*** off every winter. So go figure.

[Dameon]

I be Mad Anne Flint.

Yaar...

And I fear not the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I loves the picture of him creating a tree and a midget.

Yaaar!

[Roland]

Mad Prudentilla Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Heh
ARRRRRR

[catwhisperer]

I got Red Anne Cash... doesn't sound too bad either! Gosh that was amusing!!!

[Lauren]

*thanks mod who modified my post*
*curses dial up*

Well its not my fault! Whenever I tried to modify it myself it went psycho! Grrr!

[Siryn]

catwhisperer said:

I got Red Anne Cash... doesn't sound too bad either! Gosh that was amusing!!!

i know an Anne Cash

[argento_occhi]

Black Mary Roberts
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!

Hey, I sound kinda evil. Alright! *giggles*