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Post by craZyaNgel on Nov 21, 2006 10:58:41 GMT 11
ca: load noises annoy penguins
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Post by Dragon on Nov 21, 2006 11:16:05 GMT 11
Ari: Do you think it would be considered cruelty to animals if we did find a way to annoy penguin-Rushton? Min: Well he's not really a penguin, your spell just makes him look like one. Bec: So its not cruelty to animals...its cruelty to Rushton, which is justified. Ari: Good point. Dom: I say we dangle one of those fish just out of his reach. That aught to entertain us for a while. *penguin-Rushton continues to jump and flap his fins on the dance floor* Ari: That could give us enough time to come up with something better. Dom: *looks hurt* Well i thought it was a good idea.
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Post by Tanya on Nov 21, 2006 16:53:40 GMT 11
*Tries to sneak in and stumbles head first over the door frame* *everyone turns around* Uh hi guys, sorry I'm late. Ari: So what's your costume supposed to be? Tanya: Why I'm me of course the Clumsy Sorceress. Ain't the toads just cute? (Ok so they look more like stupid frogs, but it's all that was there)
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Post by craZyaNgel on Nov 21, 2006 16:56:45 GMT 11
CA: I think costume is fabulous i love it! nice hair...
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Post by Kella on Nov 21, 2006 17:12:27 GMT 11
elspethinnle: *Looks around at prettiful costumes and looks at own dunce hat* *Sighs* Maybe you could find a female penguin... Isn't it mating season for penguins? You could make Elspeth jealous and it'd be funny to watch wat'd she do... Only a suggestion...
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Post by MajiKat on Nov 21, 2006 17:44:16 GMT 11
MKat: Thats not a bad idea. You know, it would help us settle something once and for all. All: What? MKat: Rushton or Dames. I mean, if Elspeth gets upset because Penguin Rushton has the hots for someone else... Min: Hmmm All: *ponder* Bec: OKay, but where are we going to get a female penguin right now? *all turn to look at Ari, who is grinning madly* Ari: Are there any fangirls left?
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Post by Kella on Nov 21, 2006 22:43:08 GMT 11
*Min walks into the other room and comes back with trailing fangirls* *They crowd around Tanya* "Ohhh she's so pretty ohhhhh" Tanya = "Hurry up Ariadne!" Ariadne = "Hocus Pocus Bobbity Boo!" *Cloud of dust covers fangirls mysteriously* *Everyone holds breath expectantly*
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Post by Min on Nov 21, 2006 23:11:58 GMT 11
Tanya: Bobbity boo? Isn't it arachnadabra-? Dark One: Tanya, nooo!! *BANG!* *smoke everywhere...the partygoers wait a moment for it to clear and see the fangirls have turned into...* Domick: I don't believe it...
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Post by Tanya on Nov 21, 2006 23:14:34 GMT 11
As the cloud of dust disappears the expectant group see...
...a bunch of fangirls
Tanya: Ari, please I'm begging you *pushes at fan girls* Get Off!!!
Ari: wait no that's not right I forgot to add the fish *Ari puts fish into the potion and trys again* Ari: Hocus Pocus Bobbity Boo.
*Again the fangirls are covered in a clous of dust* Tanya: This better work
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Post by Min on Nov 21, 2006 23:24:09 GMT 11
*As the smoke begins to clear, the Obernetters hear something...something wrong...* *brrrurp?* Bec: ...what was that? MKat: It sounded like a burp? Domick: Ari, I think you just gave them gas. Ari: Nono, it worked this time. See...? Min: Um...Ari? They're frogs. *the fangirls-as-frogs jump around* Ari: Oh, crap! That's right, it was the toad potion, the fish just nudged it a bit! Rushton-as-penguin: *beastspeech* Mmm!! Lunch!! *Rushton-as-penguin starts to waddle toward the unknowing fangirls-as-frogs* Tanya: Shouldn't we do something? Domick: Do we have to? Min: We could have a good ol' fashion frog race? Tanya: I mean about the fact that Rushton's about to eat the frogs! Bec: You mean the penguin is going to eat the fangirls? Ari: Dang...Ok, gimme one more shot! *throws potion at fangirls-as-frogs. There's another BOOM, and more smoke* Dark One: I'm sure all this smoke inhalation has to be bad for us...
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Post by Lina on Nov 22, 2006 9:12:12 GMT 11
Ari: Don't worry it's only water vapour *smoke starts to clear away* Mornir-K: Look!!! Ari: *exasperated* They're still frogs???!!! What's wrong with this bloody potion!! Tanya: Prehaps they were frogs in another past life... and now they are meant to stay as frogs forever? Domick: And really, is it such a bad thing if Rushie eats them, I mean look at me -I'm fangirl free! Swallow: So it's safe to come out now? Rushton: quark!! CA: Aww even rushton-penguin is happy cause he has lunch. MKat:... isn't that kind of like cannabalism? Ari: *thoughtful* I guess not, I mean it is the food chain... I didn't even think frogs were natural food of penguins. Tanya: Prehaps they just never got the chance Min: And since there are so many of them... *eveyone looks to see the room which was once full of fangirls, now full of frogs* we could always save some (I mean not even Rushton can eat that many) and go frog racing. Mornir-K: oo dibs on the green one! Ari: ahhh I think you need to be a little more specific
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Post by Dragon on Nov 22, 2006 12:14:30 GMT 11
*all stare at the mass of green hopping around the room* Ari: The problem now is that, how is rushton having lunch going to get Elspeth angry? Monir-K: Well, she does believe that animals are equal and shouldnt be eaten. Min: But Rushton is an animal now too, so she would be ok with an animal eating another animal, its in their nature to do that. Ari: *looks up from book of spells for dummies* Well, the only way to get them back to normal now, i hate to say, is for each of them to be kissed by princes. Tanya: Where are we going to find princes on such short notice. Ari: *looks at Dom and Swallow* Dom and Swallow: *in unison* But we arent princes. Ari: Close enough.
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Post by Schis on Nov 22, 2006 12:45:04 GMT 11
*hopes some one can magic him from being a bottle into a human again* Schis: Fill me up with some contents of alcoholic nature, i feel like im sobering up...
(But his cries go unheard cos no-one else speaks bottle...unless...)
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Post by craZyaNgel on Nov 22, 2006 12:56:07 GMT 11
CA: i speak bottle! i am very fluent!
DO can you please fill Schis Again up with some....*turns attention to schis* wat would you like?
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Post by Schis on Nov 22, 2006 13:21:03 GMT 11
Schis: Oh...get a few cans of pulse into me...the red ones...
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Post by Tanya on Nov 22, 2006 15:55:55 GMT 11
Tanya: You know we don't need princes, I could always just change them back. Ari: You? Tanya: Well I am a sorceress you know CA: Aren't you a clumsy sorceress? Tanya: Just a title m'dear. Here goes Min: I've got a bad feeling about this *The group hear a loud pop and the room is suddenly filled with smoke. When the smoke clears the group see... MK: Toads! You've turned them into toads. Ari:Now what are we going to do? The princes will only work on frogs. Min: I told you I had a bad feeling about this Tanya: Well ah...look on the bright side CA: Which is? Tanya: They're quite perfect toads. All *sigh*
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Post by Kella on Nov 22, 2006 16:18:37 GMT 11
elspethinnle: Now what are we going to do? Tanya: I was only trying to help. Min: Well it's too late now we've got to come up with another idea. Swallow: What's going to happen with the frogs now? Domick: Toads you mean? Swallow: Yea whatever. Ariadne: I know a potion that needs frog legs... elspethinnle: What does it do? Aridne: Well...
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Post by craZyaNgel on Nov 22, 2006 16:26:11 GMT 11
Ariedne: they help make delicious smoothies! All: ewww! Ariedne: wat?...wat?!
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Post by Lina on Nov 22, 2006 19:17:39 GMT 11
Mornir-K: At least with frogs they were edible and loveable - but who could love a toad??
*cue the fairytale storyteller*
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Post by DragonRider/Robin on Nov 22, 2006 19:28:46 GMT 11
DragonRider/Robin: *slithers in as always* After Party sssstill on? I'm hungry... Can I have another tequila? And you sssstill haven't been able to turn Schis back into a human? *looks around sheepishly* My bad.
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Post by Tanya on Nov 22, 2006 19:42:58 GMT 11
what?...Did you just say?...No it isn't possible...But I think you did..."who could love a toad??" *Gathers toads close before realising they were once fangirls and pushing them away*. How could you say that about these por lovable creatures?
Hey when you can only do one spell and that involves turning things into toads, you learn to love the toads.
Not that I cam ony do one spell of course
Very comptant sorceress I am
*caugh*
*caugh*
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Post by Kella on Nov 22, 2006 19:49:28 GMT 11
Dark One: *Fills up drinks* Ariadne: But they do really make a nice smooothie! elspethinnle: Uh huh... did this party start with no music or something because I can't hear one tune... Rushton as penguin: *sings* Quark quark quark quark quark... All: *Holds hands over ears* Min: It's horrible!! Someone do something!!! Tanya: Can I? Min: Yes, anything just get rid of that dreadful noise! Tanya: Yay! Sockoty Jokoty jillian roo!! BANG!! *Cloud once again fills the room* elspethinnle: Yay! That dreadful noise is gone! Min: *Looks at spot where clud was dissapearing* But now where's he gone? All: *Look in shock at spot where Rushton had been a minute before* Ariadne: He's not there!
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Post by Tanya on Nov 22, 2006 20:06:37 GMT 11
TanuaL Sure he is, I mean he must be around here somewhere...unless...another spell!! I did another spell!!! Min: Were there that many toads before? Elspethinnle:It's hard to tell. There were so many fangirls Ari: I think you're right. So how do we figure out which one's Rushton? Tanya: Way to spoil my moment guys. I think I need a drink *Tanya wanders off to the bar leaving the others to figure ut how to figure out their poblem* Dark One: bugger
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Post by Lina on Nov 22, 2006 20:30:38 GMT 11
I'm sorry Tanya, I should have been more specific - what I meant to say was who could love a toad fangirl
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Post by Dragon on Nov 23, 2006 13:01:20 GMT 11
Ari: We need to find Rushton.....did i just say that? Dom: Couldn't we just leave him as he is? Ari: Well we could but Elspeth might not be happy with that, and besides, we someone to pick on next party. Dom: *sighs* Ari: Unless your volunteering.... Dom: No way, so what's the plan? Ari: *climbs onto bar* Swallow: You planning on dancing up there? Ari: *kicks Swallows arm* Attention all! The first person to find the red cloth hidden outside gets to choose a partner to dance with for the rest of the party...your choices are, Rushton, Domick and Swallow! Swallow: Hey, who signed me up for this? *There is a mass evacuation of toads from the room, as the fangirls as toads go looking for the non existent cloth* Ari: Who ever stays should be Rushton...see if you can locate him.
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