Moonfair AFTER PARTY!

[MajiKat]

oh goody! you know what i am!! yah!

Persimmon: I know what you are too.
MK: Ummm a fruit is talking to me! You know, i have a persimmon tree in my yard.
Persimmon: We should get together.
Rilla: Ahem!

[Rilla]

Of course I know what you are! But are you sure you want Rushton to be your Prince? He's dressed as a pig, after all...

Persimmon: Lets get back to that persimmon tree of yours...
Rilla: *firmly* No, dear.

[Lina]

Mornir-K: *brings out the camera* - okay who's up for photos!!

Fan girl #36: Oo! Oo! Domick let's get a photo!!
Fan girl #89: Back off I was here first!!

Rushton: Why don't I have any fangirls?
Swallow: You have Elspeth.
Elspeth: *Trying to blend in with the wallpaper*
Domick: *Hides behind Ari* - um Ari I could do with some of that magic stuff about now.

Min: Well I'm Aladdin, so I do come with a genie and 3 wishes, so I guess after I'm done you can borrow it... but at the end someone has to set him free.

Schis: Bah, you people - let's dance! Come on MK, I'll give you a twirl *proceeds to stumble in a twirl*

Mornir-K: hmm, maybe I shan't get photos just yet, Dark One, I don't care if it's lolly water - pass over a cruiser

[DragonRider/Robin]

DragonRider/Robin: *wakes up and sits up on the floor* Wher...e...am...I? Is...any...one..all...ow...ed...to...join? And...h...how...did...I...g...get...here???

[MajiKat]

M-Kat: *helps Dragon Rider to a stool* welcome to the party! just don't tread on my dress is all. Have to return it in the morning.
*Schis stumbles past dragging Mornir-K with him in what looks like it should be a dance*
Swallow: *to M-Kat* You look nice.
M-Kat: *scowls* have you extended your repartoire my dear?
Swallow: *dark brooding look - fangirls melt*
Domick: *to Swallow* thanks. you saved me.
Fan-girls look torn between Swallow and Dom.
Rushton: I said, why don't i have fangirls?
Min: I think one or two of them are still searching for that engagement ring...
Rushton: *scowls*
M-Kat: *sits down at the bar, arranging her skirts. Flashes everyone with a warning look* vodka please DO...no hang on, give us a Cosmo. Tis c0cktail hour.
Rushton: Umm, is this your shoe? *holds up a glass slipper for M-Kat to see*
M-Kat: *blinks* ummm

[Min]

Min: huzzuh!! MK's got a costume too! Very pretty, Cinders
Domick: If she's expecting Rushton to be her prince, she'll have to change to Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
Rilla: The Beast hardly looked like a pig, though.
Bec: And I doubt Rushton's going to turn into the handsome prince...
Rushton: *edging toward Ari's cauldron, still wanting to stir* I can't believe the amount of insolence I'm getting!! I came in costume, I'm completely watching my alcohol for once, what more do you people want?!
Bec: *coughs*
Ari: Well...we are being a little hard on him.
Dark One: And he *did* make an effort on the costume-front...even though it appears he can't spell, P for pig isn't exactly on the list.
Schis: *falls while dancing* Who put that garden gnome there?!
Bec: I did. Sorry. Anyway, maybe you're right. How about a drink, Rushy-boy? *holds one out and grins*
Rushton: Sure! Thanks!
Ari, MKat, Rilla & Persimmon: *jump forward and hit glass away* No!!
Bec: Damnit!!
Rushton: ...what?
Bec: It wasn't poisoned!
Dark One: Here, Rushton, take this one instead *hands over drinks*
Min: *to Bec* ...was it..?
Bec: *to Min* what do you think?
*Rushton joins the crowd at the bar and starts drinking*
Domick: Oh, all right, for the sake of the party we'll call it a truce.
Bec: humph.
Min: *swearing*
MKat: Watch your language missy!

[MajiKat]

MKat:...there's ladies present.
Domick: *snorts into his drink*
MKat: I wasn't talking about me *points to Rushton, who is sipping his drink in a very lady-like manner*
Domick: I thought...
Mkat: You thought wrong mister.
Min: But, all the time, you...
MKat: Did i mention i spell my name with an 'S'? I did say i'd switched sides, didn't i?
Bec: So, this is all a ploy? the dress, the shoe, Rushton...
Mkat: Yeah. i got sick of waiting. I'm really not that patient. Its so much fun teasing him. Besides, i'm not in the mood for a difficult man.
Min: *reaches into her purse* So, 'special' drinks then?
Rilla: I don't know. if we poison him, who are we going to pick on?
Bec, Min, MKat and Rilla: *look at Domick*
Domick: What?

[Schis]

Schis: (slurred)... "Heel and toe, heal and toe...slide slide slide slide!!!!!!

[Lina]

Mornir-K: *struggles to keep up*

[Dragon]

Ari: I cant believe I'm about to defend him but..... don't you think Dom suffered enough at the awards party?
All: *Raise eyebrows*
Ari: Ok, ok, maybe not, but i have another idea. My cauldron informs me that if a certain person *tilts head toward Rushton* drinks some of this brew, they will transform into the first thing a person mentions out loud.
Dom: *relaxes slightly*
Ari: I was trying to mix my own c0cktails, but something went wrong *shrugs* My vote goes to making him a sheep.

[MajiKat]

MKat: Interesting. I suppose a pig would be too easy...
Min: We could always get him to lose the moodiness.
BEc: And the crankiness
Rilla: And the dominance
Ari: But then what would be pick on?
All: *ponder*

[Rilla]

Rilla: ... his newly submissive, happy-go-lucky attidude?

[Min]

Min: Pleeeease Ari, please turn him into a toad.
Domick: Why a toad?
Min: No reason, it'd just be funny.
MKat: You should turn him into a Glow Worm!
Min, Ari & Bec: NO!
Bec: He's NOT going to be our MASCOT!
Min: You may as well turn him into an Antelope!
MKat & Schis: NO!
Rilla: A toilet would be quite funny, but I think Kayt and Rex would have something to say about having Rushton-the-dual-flush-toilet hanging around the Wandies hall all the time.
Domick: The only solution then is...
Ari:...an unholy hybrid creature?
Domick: That, or a squirrel.
Min: I like the unholy hybrid idea.
Rushton: Don't I get a say in this?
Bec: *sigh* No, because you'd just pick something boring like a pig.
Rushton: pigs aren't boring!! You take that back!
MKat: Oh lud...here we go.
*all start to fall asleep as Rushton goes into why pigs aren't boring creatures*
*...while Ari stealthily continues to mix potion...*

[Schis]

Schis: I have no idea what you guys are talking about...but i do know that my hand is empty...bring on a drink
*collapses on to the floor*
Min: Uh...maybe we could suspend him from the bar...i think he's had enough...
Barman: Lady, he's been banned for the last hour..
Min: Oh....

[Lina]

Rushton: ... and they are the cleanest animals, they do their business away from their food. Have you ever seen a dog do that? No they just do it whether they damn please...
Mornir-K: while I like Rushton... I think someone needs to hurry up with that potion
Ari: *stirring frantically* I'm on it!
Domick: *with two fangirls on his arm* Ari what about my fangirl problem???!!

[Domick]

*All are still dozing as Rushton continues. Domick is looking concernedly at the fangirls, who are simpering.*
Rushton: And though you might not know it, if you spend enough time...
Dom: Beeeec. Can you get rid of the fangirls?
Bec: What's in it for me?
Swallow: That's not a very lady-like approach.
Bec: Was it lady-like to end up in the pool with you shirtless?
Min: *quietly* if only we could all be so lucky...
Rushton: ...they learn so quickly that when you appear, it's time for...
Dom: I'll...refill your glass all night and promise not to spike your drink in future.
Bec: Alright, alright. *Stands up, and stomps over ot fangirls, who hadn't noticed her* Oy! Hand off. He's mine. *Shoves both fangirls away from him while the others watch, slightly amused.*
Fangirl #1: Back off, biatch.
Fangirl #2: Yeah, who says he's yours?
Bec: Don't make me make you leave... *Looks menacing*
Fangirl #1: It's not like you're his date.
Fangirl #2: It's not like you're pretty enough to be his date. I mean, I am *totally* hotter than you.
Bec: You may be hotter, but at least I'm not a simpering nitwit who doesn't have two braincells to rub together.
Min: Ow
Swallow: Burn...
Dom: *Catches on * Sorry girls, I'm afraid she's right. *Wraps and arm around Bec's shoulders.* I'm off limits.
Fangirl #1: Fine, I'm going to go find someone hotter than you.
Fangirl #2: If you, like, ever want to meet up, I will be like totally avaliable. Call me.
*Fangirls flounce off, Domick looks relieved, Swallow looks devious. *
Swallow: I thought you were mine, how heart breaking.
Bec: *Extracts herself from Dom's grip. * The things I do for my friends...
Min: I think he deserved a hand after the whole pool incident.
Bec: Perhaps.
Ari: *Cackles * The potion is ready!

*... *

[Min]

Min: Oh! Goodie! *claps hands together* What are we going to turn him into?
Rushton: ...they're also revered in some societies as gods-
Bec: Anything. Just. Shut. Him. Up.
*Ari grins and nods, sneaking up behind Rushton with the magic potion*
MKat: Wait...I've got a bit of a bad feeling about this...
Domick: Why? What could go wrong?
Schis: Whaddya mean I'm BANNED from the bar?! *throws up hands angrilly at DarkOne*
THWACK!
Ari: crud!!
Rushton: - and you're at Obernewtyn, for lud's sake, you're supposed to accept all creatures as equals-
Schis: Huh?
*Ari's msgic potion flies through the air, the beaker smashes against the bar, showering Rushton and Schis with potions*
Schis: *licking lips* What's that, tequila sunrise?
Ari: Uhh...sort of?
*Domick and Swallow burst out laughing*
Bec: Well, now what? Whatever we turn Rushton into...
*all pause and ponder for a moment. Schis is still cleaning himself up*
Schis: Itsh something with tequila in it, right?
Rushton: -and furthermore...oh, hang on. How did I get all wet? Did someone drool on me?
MKat: I told you I had a bad feeling about this...
Min: Now what do we do?

[Dragon]

Ari: *whips up a new recipe* "Metamorphing in 10 easy steps"
All: *still discussing what to do about Rushton*
Ari: *tests potion on receding fangirls..away from Rushtons view while he continues to talk about pigs*
Fangirl #1: Whats this?
Ari: Its a drink.
Fangirl #2: Oh, is it like a c0cktail?
Ari: Uh, sure, why not.
*fangirls drink potion*
Fangirl #2: Hmm, tastes like old socks.
*suddenly smoke begins to seep from the fangirls ears*
Ari: RUN, THEY'RE GONNA BLOW!!
*a slight bang rumbles through the room and smoke covers the dance floor. As the smoke clears people gather round to see what happened and two old socks slide away from the crowd*
Rushton: Damn, that explosion made me loose my place, now i will have to start again.
All *groan in dismay*

[MajiKat]

MKat: *covers eyes* oh lud i can't look...
Domick: *happily* i can!
Rushton: Umm, whats happening?
Everyone holds their breath. Somewhere in the distance, there is a loud 'pop'
Min: *waving smoke out of her eyes* what is he? what is he? i can't see...
Ari: Ummm, guys, forget Rushton. Where's Schis?
Everyone: What? Oh no

[Lina]

Mornir-K: For that matter, where's Dark one?

[Dark One]

I'm here! I just haven't been typing anything on this thread as other people have been including me in their posts. Tis good!

[Lina]

Lol well you can talk about us - you have the power to control our actions...

For that matter everyone has power over each other.

Tis a scary thought is it not?

[Kangaruth]

*pokes head through the door*

*Wonders if it's too late to run away*

*Is spotted by Mornir-K and dragged to the bar*

*Orders a Mojito*

[Dark One]

*hands over Mojito and gives out a round of drinks to everyone*

[DragonMornir]

DM *rushes in* sorry im so late guys!! I dropped in earlier for a quick drink before running off to get my costume.....

Min: Its about time you showed up, we need more female moral support!

DM: why is it so smokey in here??

Ari: umm.. potion + fan girls=.....

DM : * tries to look thru smoke* can i get a drink???