NEW rant thread!

[Cat-Eyes]

I agree! Salsa jars are the most stuipdly hard to open! Why?! It's just salsa! And it happens with every brand of salsa, it's a global phenomenon (yes, I am doing geography homework right now...)!

[Squirt]

Yeah, I usually wack the edge of the lid of the jar against the bench a few times, almost always does the trick

My rant: My ankle, which I hurt about five weeks ago is still swollen and hurting and I'm sick of it! Completely sick of it I tell you! It's all ugly looking (and lets face it, feet aren't the prettiest things on a good day) and it keeps throbbing

[Sezzaxox]

I Hate having someone way less mature then you who is less then a year younger then you as the friend you HAVE to keep company for the day. She is soooo Annoying.

[Min]

GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
STUPID STUPID CAR PARKS.
I went out for lunch, came back, and my car park was taken by another car.
So I parked in one of the 'spares' that anyone parks in.
Then I get a call saying the car has to move because it's in someone else's car park.
IT'S BEEN EMPTY ALL FRIGGIN' DAY LONG!
And
SOMEONE TOOK MY CAR PARK, TOO, YOU DON'T SEE ME CHASING DOWN THE NEIGHBOURING COMPANIES AND WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME. JUST PARK A BIT FURTHER DOWN THE LOT YOU IDIOT!

So I left a nice, big burnout in the car park, and parked in front of my work's garage. Screw them all. Mm...burning rubber.
For some reason, this brings out the Revenge Queen in me with a vengence, I was burning hot angry about it. I want to get back at them. We've been using that car park for ages, with no word about it until now. Why today? Why just as soon as I got back from lunch? I didn't even get into the park til about 2:30, and there's still no one in it. It's like they're bored and have no life and just want to be picky. I'll get them back...grrr...this isn't over...I wonder what I can do to get back at them...hmmm

Edit: OH MY GOD! The car park stayed EMPTY for the rest of the day!! What the HELL are they playing at?!

[Dark One]

they're probably just being officious! I wouldnt worry about it.

We've had fun this weekend. We got four hours notice on friday that our estates department were working on the power systems over the weekend, so we had to rush round and completely shut the network down.

It meant we hade to come in early today and its taken 1hour and 30 minutes to get everything restarted. We had to restart our DHCP server three times to get it to work.

*&^%&^$&$&( estates department GAH!

[catwhisperer]

I SHALL rant about Akermanis leaving the Lions......!
NOOOOOO!
ANd for WHAT??? Talking? Saying what everyone wanted to say... the bloody truth??!!!!!!!!!

[Lauren Hedgehog]

Last week I spent six hours injecting 260 flies as part of my project - only to find that I'd misunderstood my supervisor and my concentrations were out 1000 fold and the entire experiment had to be repeated. So I repeated it - and it doesn't work! The vaccine is killing the flies faster than the virus! So I'm going to have to do some fiddling and repeat the whole thing again Stupid flies.

[Squirt]

I'm sick and I'm not allowed to eat anything and I am absolutely staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarving! I need food! Gah!

[Min]

Why aren't you allowed to eat anything?!

[esspess]

aint you never heard the saying " feed the cold starve the flu"

[Squirt]

Everytime I ate something I felt as though I was going to throw up, lovely I know The good news is that I have now eaten five dry biscuits and I feel fine And a little less hungry!

[Cat-Eyes]

I hate it when you've just thrown up and you can't eat anything because you'll throw it up again (and sometimes you try and prove this theory) but because there's no food in you you're all hungry. Your hunger sensation and your feeling sick sensation aren't coordiinating well

[Emi267]

Charming.
Well I hate colds. And homework. But right now I hate colds more. Especially when I get them just before my birthday.
DAMN THIS HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. I am done now.

[Unykorn]

Friday night is my watching-everything-that-I've-taped-during-the-week night, and it's already been 2 1/2 hours since I got back from school and my sister and her boyfriend are hogging the darn TV, so i haven't watched anything yet! And I want to watch Battlestar! Plus I was already mad at her (this may be why i'm getting so annoyed at such a little thing). Oh and guess what? Now I have to tape something for her. How the hell did she convince me to do that? Ergh!

[Emi267]

I'm wondering if my friend has a brain.
I don't mind giving her a hand, but enough is enough! I practically had to write half her author biography for her, and she still tries to copy my answers for my skillworks sheets! And she can't ask the teacher for help with maths. Oh no. It has to be me. Anyone would think I didn't have my own work to do. It is impossible to get ahead of the class with my friend demanding my attention. She can't handle it if I'm away either. 'You can't be away, I'll have no-one to talk to!' but it's alright for her to take the day off, naturally. And 'Oh, I don't want to read it, you read it for me!' is a pain in the -. By the way it'd be nice if she could pay me back when she borrows money off me. It builds up. And so sometimes I don't want to lend her money. Tough bananas! And does she know the meaning of 'Remember your library card'? Or 'Get it yourself'? Nice if she could remember her own locker code, and open her own lock. And not lock her keys in her locker - and forget. On top of losing her spare set. And get a pen. Yes, I know you've lost three+ of mine this year. As well as my black pencil. By the way, you know that library book I borrowed on my card, because you forgot yours? [glow=red,2,300]Please[/glow] do not ruin it. Because if it falls off your head into that mud puddle, then I have to pay for it, because it's on my library card - and I'll never get a cent out of you. and I know you life is pretty rubbish, but just because you think my life is all right, doesn't mean it is, and doesn't mean I don't have anything to complain about. And no, I would not seriously go to Girl's Brigade instead of you B-day party, even though it is my biggest love and greatest escape, but considering you do have a choice between Thursday night and Friday night, and you know I love GB and you know I go every Thursday night, it would be nice if you could make it Friday, wouldn't it? And enough with the teasing!! Oooh, bookworm. Ooooh, you're dumb. I'm sick of it! If you don't have anything nice to say it, don't say it! And the TicTacs are mine!!!. Not yours. So quit bugging me for them. And stop stealing my lunch. I need to eat too! No pokey!! and you could actually take your own notes in class for once, especially when I'm away. But no. And on top of all this, I swapped piano lessons for you, got in trouble for your, and try not to blow my top. And she still has the cheek to say to me, and I quote 'Oh, I thought you might be generous for once.' *sighs* Oh well, a friend's a friend I suppose. That's life.

Sorry about all that. Don't bother reading it. It's just my rant. Insignifacant.

Good luck getting the telly off your sister Unykorn!

[Squirt]

wow That's impressive!

[Emi267]

What is?

[Squirt]

That rant! You sound so annoyed but you still managed to write so much, so well! When I rant it ends up one rambling mess. Seriously, that's one good rant!

[Emi267]

Oh, thanks. It's a bit of a problem actually. My English teacher keeps telling me I need to stick to however many words she asked for. Like when I did a five-page autobiography instead of one page. I had to re-write the whole thing! That was annoying. But at least I don't have to go over and re-write all my work ten million times, I automatically do my best...

[Squirt]

I did the same thing in Biology in year eleven once, I had to write an assingnment on what happens after someone is diagnosed with cancer. My teacher gave me a C because it had too much information! What's with that! It didn't even have a word limit. My dad is a GP so I did have a lot of info, but I thought that was the point! It's been six years, I really should get over that.

[Emi267]

Geez! Well once, my friend (the one mentioned above, but that is somewhat besides the point and now I've complained I'm over it) got in trouble for having the rough draught of her German project in too early!!! I don't blame her for getting upset!

Although crying all recess was a bit over the top if you ask me...

Mind you, it gave our German teacher a bit of a jolt which he deserved, 'cos he's a !#%^(%$@$!!!!!!!!!!!

Please excuse my foul mouth.

[Arctic Firefox]

I used to dislike my job at Safeway, now I absolutely loathe it and if I don't get that job with the Australian Bureau of Statistics (interview on Tuesday), I don't know what I'll do with myself.

I work in the long-life/groceries section, but tomorrow I'm going to be trained to work the registers at the front-end. I did not click on the "front end" button when I applied for the job. I did that for a reason. I do not want to have to ask people how they are. I do not care how they are, and neither do they care how I am. The falseness behind the casual "how are you?" is sickening. I am quite happy to give people directions and help them out, but standing for even half-an-hour on end is not going to make me happy. Neither is handling money, the root of all evil, or putting things into plastic bags.

If Safeway are running low on front end staff, then here's an idea: hire some more. The other departments have more than enough to do without having to drop everything and hop on a register. The idiot who thought up this policy, and who clearly has too much time on his hands, can come by and do the registers himself so that the rest of us can do what we're paid to do.

[Emi267]

Oh, well aren't the safeway people nice? Well if my dad comes home from the shops and tells me a tale of a very disgruntled young male working at the registers, I'll know who it is.

[scruffy]

My rant is simple. Mothers-in-law. Well, actually, just one Mother-in-law (but I'm open to the suggestion that it's not just her, but all of them)... My mother-in-law, to be precise.

Gah!

She's utterly pyschotic, and not in a warm and quirky kind of way, but a deeply disturbing and scary way. She's mean and obnoxious and crass and it doesn't help that she hates me... I have to be nice and sweet and polite to her, but honestly... Gah! Bah! Bleh! If I don't completely love Mr Scruffy so terribly much....

[Emi267]

Poor scruffy!

Ober chats. The ones that occur once a month. There's nobody there! Again! Nor was there yesterday. Again, I have spent a whole hour talking... to nothing. No-one. Nobody. *cries*

Why are they so unpopular?