Last post wins

[Dark One]

Wow! Very good!

Right...

*Dark One steals a spaceship with a Hollyhop drive and instantly appears in orbit of the planet at the end of the universe (which has a nice restaurant by the way), beams down and starts a civil war between the aliens. Whilst those with forward-combed green fur are battling those with backward-combed green fur, Dark One steals the winningness from the deposed Queen, beams back to the spaceship, destroys the wormhole (in case it decides to re-appear), and Hollyhops into the bottom left corner of the universe (close the pub), and sets down to have a drink.*

[Never Undressing Sneer]

hehehe... that was red dwarf and that other one, which i cant remember the name of! Stupid memory!

hehehe I win!

[Moonwatcher]

I have no idea what to do now...

*wins*

[Firefly]

*Brainwashes Moonwatcher to give winningness*

[Pink Pirate from Venus]

[glow=pink,2,300]*stares at Firefly until she gives Ruby the winningness* mwa ha ha[/glow]

[Maeve]

civil war ends on the planet and the forward combs are now slaves to the backward combs, with the help of my subjects we engineer the most technically advanced spaceship known to any alien life form, the slaves build it within a minuite, and i fly off to a succession of planets before finally catching up with it, swaps spaceship for winningness with lady ruby and teleports back to earth

[Moonwatcher]

*waits on earth for Meave with a lazer gun, takes the winningness from her hands and wins!*

[Dark One]

Maeve, you should write stories!

*Knocks Moonwatcher out with a stun gun, takes winningness, steals Maeve's new ship, and dissapears to an unknown upper left qaudrant of the universe, where i proclaim myself overlord and set up multiple weaponmachines. I also raise the ships shields, which prevent anyone from beaming in and out, and also stops the airlock doors working*

;D

[Maeve]

teleports into deep space, into the upper left quadrant and onto the back of an enourmous sapce fish, hides under a massive scale near it's eye where it's pores exude oxygen and keep me alive, with the help of notes which i write and hold up infront of it's eye I direct it to the waiting spaceship (i know where it is because i put in a tracking device). The fish is so big it is impervious to weaponmachines, which hardly dent his scales, the fish approaches and swallows the ship breaking all airlocks with it's teeth. I climb down itto it's mouth, make sure Dark One is unconcious, and steals the winningness from him and teleports back to earth

Dark One I do write stories, and illustrate them and i have no wish to do anything else after uni

[Dark One]

*wakes up when the space fish has indigestion, and spits the ship out. Powers up the ship and traces maeves teleport beam, and beams her into small holding cell on the ship. As soon as she is in the cell, she is rendered unconscious by gas, the winningness is beamed into my waiting arms, and a forcefield erected round the cell. With the shields and airlocks repaired (and the tracking device disabled), Dark one warps across the galaxy and hides in the centre of a black hole*

Maeve, i'd love to read some of your stories, and i'm assuming others would too. Where may we find these literary delights?

[Maeve]

black hole turns all matter into anti-matter, all forcefields, shields and airlocks are rendered powerless by the strength of the black hole's pull. The ship comes out of the balck hole and restores itself, though it was designed with special features such as instant transportation of my body to the flight deck if i am not already there before it scans itself. Thus I am transported just before Dark One is restored into physical form, i trap his essence in a jar, lock it in a cell and decide to go and check on my kingdom
oh and win in the process (almost forgot)

i haven't put any of my work online- most of it is done sort of william blake style on illustrated pages (i compulsively draw when i write) so give me some time to get through exams/ coursework and i'll be happy to scan them or something and put them up somewhere, though right now i'm too busy. thanks for the compliment tho
;D

[Dark One]

Hmm.. this is getting tricky...

*the ship is hit by a meteor whilst orbiting the planet. It falls out of the atmosphere and land's and Maeves palace. This results in Dark One's jar breaking and forcing him to become solid, whilst the winningness is catapulted into his arms! He then proclaims himself overlord of Maeves kingdom*

Do your exams finish this summer? I shall await your writing with baited breath..

[Maeve]

oh no you wrecked my palace! oh well i have a bigger and better one made for country retreats. as i am enemy of the now overlord I flee to the slave communities and comb my hair forward to blend in, I then convince them all that Dark One is evil and will start putting them to work to build a temple in his honour while enforcing heavy taxes and starving them, I manage to start a revolution where the hard working, intelligent and infinite amount of slaves storm the overlords dwelling capture the winningness and pronounces the winningness as their ruler, and me as it's guardian meanwhile Dark One is given a very outdadted ship and put into exile.

3 weeks till my first exam! but most are in june.
i am ofcourse leaving out the fact that i get nervous when ppl read my work so i kind of want to get it right before putting them online

[Dark One]

as the ship is very outdated, it hasn't been properly maintained. It crashes on take off into the large country retreat. Dark One triumphantly takes winninngness, and is procalimed ruler of the planet after cancelling heavy taxes and giving food to all. Maeve is locked in a submarine and is sent to the bottom of the ocean for starving the locals

Good luck with the one in three weeks!

That's ok. I'm sure we're all going to love your work!

[Maeve]

it's hard being the leader of a revolution, the slaves weren't dying off quick enough so it wasn't my fault that the population couldn't support itself. anyway, submarine crashes on the ocean floor making the submarine flood and the air from it rise quickly to the surface, i hitch a ride in an enourmous bubble, swim to shore, set all the recently imprisoned backward combed hair aliens free who secretly meet with the forward combes, decide that the humans in general are the problem and so sign a treaties of peace and imprison Dark One in a deep and dark underwater cavern with giant squids at the entrance, while they put me and winningness into exile (deciding not to imprison me because i helped them towards peace) so I am returned to my ship, which is fixed and i jet off back to earth.

[Moonwatcher]

back in the editors room...

*Reads the script, replaces the word 'winningness' with 'elephant' (hehehe) and crunches the paper - the winningness falls out, then throws the paper in the bin!*

[Maeve]

*moonwatcher goes on a lunch break, when she returns the editors room has mysteriously exploded, meanwhile angry at the change to the script I approach the editors room leading the elephant, as the office explodes the winningness flies in my face, i grab it jump on the elephant and ride off into the streets*

[montymintypie]

i have no idea what this conversation is all about but its last person to replay wins so...*creates winningness and runs away to magical land of teleporters where no one can find you*

[Maeve]

does that mean i still have my winningness
*checks pockets*
here it is!

[Dark One]

Look its a blue elephant!

whilst Maeve is distracted Drak One picks her pocket, grabs winningness, borrows Maeve's spaceship (which was double parked) and dissapears to the planet Carol, where i suddenly dissapear down a large rabbit hole

[HeartoftheDarkness]

*uses mind to transport winingness back to this dimension*

Muahaha!!

*locks winingness in safe and puts it into the deepest part of the ocean, where there a really scary fish and giant octopi that like to smush stuff with their tentacles.....like people....and machines....and bugs*

[Gambit]

*commandeers submarine fleet to searchout the depths of the ocean for winningness* *finds it under hat* YAY

[Dark One]

blows up submarine fleet with torpedoes and swims away with winningness on the back of a giant dolphin

[Maeve]

elephant swims out to sea
catches up with giant dolphin
'Dark One LOOK it's TERRY PRATCHETT!!'
Dark One: *looks*
yoink
mwahaha the winningness is mine
*swims off*

[Dark One]

D**m that Pratchett gag!

Suddenly Terry Pratchett appears in front of Maeve, slaps her for using his name in vain, takes the winningness, gives it back to Dark One, and transports him to a strange world, which is transported through space on the back of four elephants and a giant turtle