Last post wins

[Dark One]

*The shopping trolley gets a flat tyre, just as Dark One runs past and takes winnningness back, and then dissapears in a flash of light*

[Morag]

that was fast
*chases after shopping trolley with evil penguins*

Hee hee, I win again!

[Dark One]

considering we left the tropical island ages ago, Dark one still has winningness.

*Morag looks lost on her evil penguin infested tropical island

[Morag]

Is what i get for forgetting to check to see if there's more pages.

I win again!

[Dark One]

*and winnignness is once again stolen by Dark One in a highly original and amusing way*

[Moonwatcher]

You again, ayy???

*Phones the police, claims he stole something, he gets put behind bars and once again the winningness is mine*

hehehee

[Dark One]

*saws through bars using a small passing armadillo, escapes, grbas winningness and runs ways again*

[Maeve]

*places carfully concealed treadmill infront of Dark one so his running gets him nowhere takes winnignness before he notices and flies away*

[Dark One]

*notices treadmill and uplugs it. Sprints off afer Maeve and snatches winningness on the way past. Runs off into the distance..*

[Maeve]

i suppose it's some sort of mid air sprinting as i am flying at this point?

oh well gives the old winningness up for dead, and instead miraculously is handed brand new winningness as old one desintergrates in Dark one's hands till it is a pile of dust

[Never Undressing Sneer]

*watches*


*looks at hands*
when did that get there?

[Arien]

what? oh, you mean this! *takes winningness from Layla's hands...and runs*

[Dark One]

*straight into Dark One, who snatches the new improved winningness and dissapears down a dark hole...*

Maeve said:

i suppose it's some sort of mid air sprinting as i am flying at this point?

It has been known... ;D

[Moonwatcher]

*Is already at the bottom of the dark hole, takes winningness and runs through a hidden top secret tunnel*

[Dark One]

*which leads straight back to the hole, where Dark One is waiting to steal winningness*

[Firefly]

*Hits dark one on the head with a frying pan... steals winningness and puts invisable paint on....*

[Moonwatcher]

*wears glasses to see Firefly. Gets the pan off her hand and hits her on the head... (hehehhe) takes winningness and runs*

[Dark One]

*but trips over the invisible paint can and drops winningness onto Dark One, who suddenly awakes and runs away*

[Morag]

*but falls into a supersized mousetrap and drops winningness on the floor only to picked up and returned to ME by purple polka dotted mice*

[Dark One]

*but as ME isn't logged in the mice get confused, falling onto the supersized mousetrap and freeing Dark One, who takes the winningness, and hides in the belly of an enraged Llama*

[Maeve]

which is so enraged it spits the winningness out and chews on Dark One for a while till it's teeth are properly ground down, meanwhile the winningness flies into my hands and i make a dash for it

[Dark One]

*meanwhile, taming the emraged Llama, Dark One makes his bid for freedom, grabs a passing antelope, and races after Maeve. On catching her he steals the winningness and gallops off into the distance*

[Maeve]

until the antelope realizes that the man on his back is the same one who forced himself into his friends stomach and bucks Dark One off.
having already befriended another antelope i ride past and grab the winningness from Dark One and ride off

[Dark One]

Maeve's antelope is suddenly attracted to Dark One's antelope, and rushes back, allowing me to grab the winningness and dissapear in a flash of light

[Maeve]

light eh?
jumps off antelope and disappears in the next flash of light meets Dark One in transit tricks him, grabs winningness and disappears into a wormhole which comes once every thousand years, travels to the end of the universe and settles quite comfortably on an alien planet with furry green creatures who, because of possesion of winningness, make me their queen