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Post by Madame Kat on Jun 4, 2005 16:47:26 GMT 11
Ask one question, Answer another. You may have played this game before, but I'll just tell you about it anyway.  This is a game about asking a question about anything and the next person answers it however they like. eg. - Person 1 :
Q) Why is the sky blue?
Person 2:
A) Because God ran out if pink paint.
Q) Can dogs look up to their masters? ~~~~~~~ OK, let's start. A) No, because dogs masters are below them. (In rank, silly  ) Q) What made me do this thread? |
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Post by avra on Jun 4, 2005 17:05:30 GMT 11
A) Pure and simple procrastination.  Q) Why do crabs walk sidewards? |
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Jun 4, 2005 18:16:37 GMT 11
A) It elementary, my dear Watson
Q) How many legs does a piece of paper have?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 4, 2005 18:17:29 GMT 11
A: because their shoes hurt
Q: Why do I turn blue when I'm cold
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Post by avra on Jun 4, 2005 18:19:20 GMT 11
A) Well, you wouldn't exaclty want to turn evil...
Q) Half empty or hall full?
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Jun 4, 2005 18:20:07 GMT 11
A) Half hippo
Q) Does this look crooked to you?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 4, 2005 18:22:40 GMT 11
A: It is as straight as a twistie
Q: Why?
(there is an answer that is really a correct answer, but take a guess anyways)
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Post by Dameon on Jun 4, 2005 18:27:13 GMT 11
A)Because
Q)What's the deal with airline peanuts?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 4, 2005 18:32:10 GMT 11
A: there was no room on the titanic.
Q: Why do people buy media and then bash it out?
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Gambit
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yay. tis me
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Post by Gambit on Jun 4, 2005 20:10:57 GMT 11
A) Because its child abuse to bash your little brother
Q)How many clowns can you fit in a VW?
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Post by Clare on Jun 5, 2005 10:50:13 GMT 11
A) It depends on how well you cut them up
Q) Why do we always run out of burritoes?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 12:17:01 GMT 11
because the packets are small
Q: why do CDs skip?
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Jun 5, 2005 12:45:15 GMT 11
A) It's boring just walking
Q) Why aren't Tim Tams sold anywhere else?
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Post by Rilla on Jun 5, 2005 12:53:15 GMT 11
A) Its all part of their plan... to take over the WORLD!
Q) Why do we have tonsils?
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Jun 5, 2005 13:14:06 GMT 11
A) To give the doctors something to do
Q) Why did we invent street signs?
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Gambit
Guildmember
yay. tis me
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Post by Gambit on Jun 5, 2005 15:02:53 GMT 11
A) So the little white lines dont get lost
Q)What happens when you press the wrong button?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 15:08:04 GMT 11
A: you get a surprise
Q: Why are sponns called spoons?
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Jun 5, 2005 15:21:16 GMT 11
A) MBT
B) What do you think will happen if I break this?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 15:26:19 GMT 11
A: You will need to invest in some super glue.
Q: What happens if this stays stuck to my finger for the rest of eternity?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 5, 2005 16:05:00 GMT 11
A:I will get facinated by sticking things onto my body and turn into a crazed out turky.
Q:What will happen if I stick this speghetti up my nose?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 16:11:53 GMT 11
A: I will never have the urge to eat spaghetti again!
Q: What would happen if I went and lived in the cabbage patch? (not impling that I have a cabbage patch)
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Post by Lix on Jun 5, 2005 16:15:05 GMT 11
A) you'd never go hungry
Q) why is it cold in winteR?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 16:45:35 GMT 11
A: because it would be stupid to be hot is summer.
Q: Why does perfume smell?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 5, 2005 16:47:01 GMT 11
A) Because its the oppsite of winter
Q) Why is school so boring?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 17:14:31 GMT 11
A: Because if it wasn't there would be no point in faking sick to stay home.
Q: Why are elephatns grey?
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