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Post by avra on Jun 5, 2005 17:20:43 GMT 11
A. Camouflage.
Q. Why do lobsters mate for life?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 5, 2005 17:35:41 GMT 11
A - they don't,they lay eggs.
Q - Why don't dogs eat chocolate?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 18:16:16 GMT 11
A: Because they don't have sweet teeth
Q: Why do teachers hate thier jobs when they get a heap of holidays?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 5, 2005 18:36:34 GMT 11
A - because they're loners and are so boring and they don't have real lives.
Q - Why do we have sweet teeth?
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Post by Madame Kat on Jun 5, 2005 18:56:22 GMT 11
A) It gives the pengins something to eat.
Q) Where's Waldo?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 5, 2005 19:09:28 GMT 11
A) He is dead!!
Q) Why is chocolate so addictive?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 20:16:34 GMT 11
A: because no one would like it if it wasn't!
Q: why do lipglosses never stand up, tey always fall down?
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Jun 5, 2005 20:22:12 GMT 11
A) So that you won't be able to get any out next time as it's all on one side, rather than down the bottom. In short, they don't like you.
Q) How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 5, 2005 20:28:42 GMT 11
A: as much as a woodchuck could chuck if it could chuck wood! he, he!
Q: Why does technology never work when you want it to the most?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 5, 2005 21:21:23 GMT 11
A) Because technology is actually smart and is conspiring against us!!
Q) Why is my computer so slow?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 6, 2005 10:25:31 GMT 11
A)because it doesn't like you
Q)why does my sose teacher not like me?
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Post by Dark One on Jun 6, 2005 10:26:53 GMT 11
A: Cos it needs new running shoes
Q: there were three whitches called Witch Hazel, but neither witch knew which witch was called Witch Hazel. So which witch was wich?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 6, 2005 10:43:20 GMT 11
A)whichever,I don't really care
Q)why am i runnning out of clothes?
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Post by Brownie on Jun 6, 2005 17:28:22 GMT 11
becuase you don't put them in the wash!
Q: Why do I get tired when I'm suposed to work?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 6, 2005 17:36:14 GMT 11
A) Because working makes you tired
Q) Why is everyone so b!tchy?
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Post by Timm on Jun 6, 2005 18:07:13 GMT 11
A) Because it's Monday!  Q) Why do Mondays suck? |
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 6, 2005 18:10:02 GMT 11
A) Because Monday is the start of the week, and thats bad
Q) Why is it when I post my post count stays at 5371?
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Post by Timm on Jun 6, 2005 18:11:38 GMT 11
A) LIAR! IT SAYS 5372!
Q) Why does Dani have so many more posts than me anyway?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 6, 2005 18:14:37 GMT 11
OK its gone back to normal now anyway... A) Because I am an obessive poster  Q) Why do I feel so sick? |
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Post by Blindmouse on Jun 6, 2005 20:24:27 GMT 11
A) Because you ate too many pink princesses.
Q) Is my hat on straight?
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Maeve
Gypsy
Grapefruit!
Posts: 911
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Post by Maeve on Jun 6, 2005 20:36:52 GMT 11
A) it is if it's a particularly jaunty hat
Q) are whales smart?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 7, 2005 12:03:05 GMT 11
A) Yes they are smart, but not smart enough to avoid the Japanese
Q) What does CAS stand for?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 7, 2005 12:11:04 GMT 11
A)con artists suck
Q)why do dogs twirl around incircles before they go to sleep?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jun 7, 2005 12:21:35 GMT 11
A) Because dogs are weird (and I own a dog and I swear she is weird)
Q) Do celebrities have a right to privacy?
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 7, 2005 12:35:14 GMT 11
A)Yes,but they abuse their righs.
Q)do humans get fleas?
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