Post by Unykorn on Nov 6, 2006 10:49:29 GMT 11
I found this on a site called alienhub.com where they discuss conspiracy theories and the like, and this one is by FAR the most plausible ;D
Coca Cola is watching us.
Yes, this may sound ludicrous. To be honest, I myself did not believe this at first. It seemed a fleeting fancy, that a worldwide company which markets various varieties of soft drinks should be, to be colloquial for a moment, "keeping tabs on us". But, let's take stock of the situation for a moment. It is true that many people buy these products, but how many people have you noticed start to drink these products, after years of vowing true to stay away from them? Yes, you now see the pattern emerge. For you must. It is there, standing in stark revelation, if only those who lack this somewhat precious knowledge would turn their eyes to see what has been placed before them with the precise stealth of shadows.
Now, the prophet who imparted to me the truth of this scheme told me that, as hard as we try, escape may be beyond our mortal grasp. Coca Cola may already be too strong. For you see, the prophet(who, due to his holiness in divining this plot, shall remain nameless for the duration) told me of his failed countermeasure. And this was to consume not Coca Cola, but Fanta. It wasn't until he saw the label he realised, Coca Cola produced Fanta. And his hope was shattered. Now, you may stop and ask, "Why doesn't the prophet simply choose Pepsi related products?". You must take this into account. If Coca Cola are watching us through a vast network of spies and counterspies, how do we know Pepsi has not launched a similar plan of it's own?
It's hard to come to truth with that. I know. I shall gift you with the reasoning of my belief in this. After this heinous scheme was revealed to me, I came face to face with a vessel bearing the ill fated red mark of Coca Cola. The operator of this vessel, a shady character if I ever did lay eyes upon such a one, gave me a dark stare from beneath heavy set brows. Does Coca Cola rely on such brutish looking people, for the simple reason that they might already be suspected of something, and thus draw attention away from the true danger at hand? This may be so, but the absolute truth behind the reasoning of such evil appearing citizens may never be uttered to my ears.
They say history is written by the victors. If this is so, might the pages of Fate be scribed in a delicious hand by a mass conquering bottle of refreshing Coca Cola? No, I must resist such thinking. Whilst the pen may hold the truth, the sword which slices through these liquid monuments to a network of irregular, yet extremely well planned organisation intent on ruling the world with, to be frank for a moment, a smooth taste. For the moment, Coca Cola is content to stay in the concealing warmth of the shadows, spreading discord and soft drink across the world through a clever use of subliminal messaging. I ask that you resist this fearfully well constructed plot, just as I shall...
- A concerned individual, who fears Coca Cola may already be at his door...
Coca Cola is watching us.
Yes, this may sound ludicrous. To be honest, I myself did not believe this at first. It seemed a fleeting fancy, that a worldwide company which markets various varieties of soft drinks should be, to be colloquial for a moment, "keeping tabs on us". But, let's take stock of the situation for a moment. It is true that many people buy these products, but how many people have you noticed start to drink these products, after years of vowing true to stay away from them? Yes, you now see the pattern emerge. For you must. It is there, standing in stark revelation, if only those who lack this somewhat precious knowledge would turn their eyes to see what has been placed before them with the precise stealth of shadows.
Now, the prophet who imparted to me the truth of this scheme told me that, as hard as we try, escape may be beyond our mortal grasp. Coca Cola may already be too strong. For you see, the prophet(who, due to his holiness in divining this plot, shall remain nameless for the duration) told me of his failed countermeasure. And this was to consume not Coca Cola, but Fanta. It wasn't until he saw the label he realised, Coca Cola produced Fanta. And his hope was shattered. Now, you may stop and ask, "Why doesn't the prophet simply choose Pepsi related products?". You must take this into account. If Coca Cola are watching us through a vast network of spies and counterspies, how do we know Pepsi has not launched a similar plan of it's own?
It's hard to come to truth with that. I know. I shall gift you with the reasoning of my belief in this. After this heinous scheme was revealed to me, I came face to face with a vessel bearing the ill fated red mark of Coca Cola. The operator of this vessel, a shady character if I ever did lay eyes upon such a one, gave me a dark stare from beneath heavy set brows. Does Coca Cola rely on such brutish looking people, for the simple reason that they might already be suspected of something, and thus draw attention away from the true danger at hand? This may be so, but the absolute truth behind the reasoning of such evil appearing citizens may never be uttered to my ears.
They say history is written by the victors. If this is so, might the pages of Fate be scribed in a delicious hand by a mass conquering bottle of refreshing Coca Cola? No, I must resist such thinking. Whilst the pen may hold the truth, the sword which slices through these liquid monuments to a network of irregular, yet extremely well planned organisation intent on ruling the world with, to be frank for a moment, a smooth taste. For the moment, Coca Cola is content to stay in the concealing warmth of the shadows, spreading discord and soft drink across the world through a clever use of subliminal messaging. I ask that you resist this fearfully well constructed plot, just as I shall...
- A concerned individual, who fears Coca Cola may already be at his door...
Jamie Bamber rocks my socks 
