Post by MarumanYelloweyes on Aug 25, 2006 14:19:24 GMT 11
Since there's so little joke threads, I'm gonna start one.
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One morning, a little boy woke up to find his parents arguing.When they have finished, the little boy approached his dad and asked innocently, 'Daddy, what is b!tches and b***ards?' because they have been arguing about just that. The father said, 'Girls and boys.'
The next day, his parents were arguing about boobs and thingys. Again, the little boy asked his dad what they were. 'Hats and coats,' his father said.
The next day, his parents were still arguing and this time, they were arguing about f**k and sh!t. The little boy asked what they were and his dad said 'Cooking and putting on makeup.'
The next day was the little boy's birthday party, and to welcome the guests, he said, "Good afternoon b!tches an b***ards, may I please take your boobs and thingys? Daddy's in the kitchen f**king, and mum's in the bedroom sh!tting."
Several mothers fainted.
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One morning, a little boy woke up to find his parents arguing.When they have finished, the little boy approached his dad and asked innocently, 'Daddy, what is b!tches and b***ards?' because they have been arguing about just that. The father said, 'Girls and boys.'
The next day, his parents were arguing about boobs and thingys. Again, the little boy asked his dad what they were. 'Hats and coats,' his father said.
The next day, his parents were still arguing and this time, they were arguing about f**k and sh!t. The little boy asked what they were and his dad said 'Cooking and putting on makeup.'
The next day was the little boy's birthday party, and to welcome the guests, he said, "Good afternoon b!tches an b***ards, may I please take your boobs and thingys? Daddy's in the kitchen f**king, and mum's in the bedroom sh!tting."
Several mothers fainted.
