Post by Dameon on Apr 25, 2006 19:23:44 GMT 11
My darling Obernetters!!!
The Wanderer Guild, as a token of their appreciation, have prepared breakfast in bed for you all! For each Guild there is a different meal, delicious foods tailored to your Guild, with a Wanderer flavour of course.
The Dual Flush Toilets have been dispensed to deliver them to your respective bedrooms…
*the door blows open dramatically, admitting Rex Ficus*
Rex: Woof! Whine! Arf! Bark! Flush! Bark! Woof!
Rex!!! What’s wrong?
Rex: Bark bark woof! Splash flush! Woof! SUCK! Bark!
Oh dear. But… all that hard work you and Sarah Jane did… what are we going to do?
Rex: Woof!
Oh. He says that the DFTs got lost! I’m so very sorry, but your breakfasts have been scattered about Obernet! What about the presents?
Rex: WOOF!! WHIIIINE!
*sigh* And they’ve lost the presents. Rex? Do you know where the DFTs have gone?
Rex: Bark bark woof! Whine! Woof! Flush! Woof!
Thankfully, Rex has some vague idea where they are. I’m so sorry, you’re going to have to go look for them. Silly DFTs.
Ashlings: Rex says Rover got confused. He wanted to get to know you all so badly that he forgot to listen to my directions. You’d better see if you can find him!
Dreamies: Pooky got his breakfasts but forgot the instructions. But you know how Pooky is. He’s so in love with Elspeth that there’s no room for anything else in his head. At least, that’s my theory.
Mystics: Rex has no idea about Spot’s location. He’s such a bookish little DFT and so keen on games. Other than that, I really can’t help you.
Well… sorry about this. This is Kayt Sel Liantuy, signing off, and hoping you all find your breakfasts!
Rex and the Wanderer Guild spent so long preparing them. My special thanks to Sarah Jane, too. Enjoy them, and remember the Wanderer Guild, while it is in the ether, is thinking of you!
The Wanderer Guild, as a token of their appreciation, have prepared breakfast in bed for you all! For each Guild there is a different meal, delicious foods tailored to your Guild, with a Wanderer flavour of course.
The Dual Flush Toilets have been dispensed to deliver them to your respective bedrooms…
*the door blows open dramatically, admitting Rex Ficus*
Rex: Woof! Whine! Arf! Bark! Flush! Bark! Woof!
Rex!!! What’s wrong?
Rex: Bark bark woof! Splash flush! Woof! SUCK! Bark!
Oh dear. But… all that hard work you and Sarah Jane did… what are we going to do?
Rex: Woof!
Oh. He says that the DFTs got lost! I’m so very sorry, but your breakfasts have been scattered about Obernet! What about the presents?
Rex: WOOF!! WHIIIINE!
*sigh* And they’ve lost the presents. Rex? Do you know where the DFTs have gone?
Rex: Bark bark woof! Whine! Woof! Flush! Woof!
Thankfully, Rex has some vague idea where they are. I’m so sorry, you’re going to have to go look for them. Silly DFTs.
Ashlings: Rex says Rover got confused. He wanted to get to know you all so badly that he forgot to listen to my directions. You’d better see if you can find him!
Dreamies: Pooky got his breakfasts but forgot the instructions. But you know how Pooky is. He’s so in love with Elspeth that there’s no room for anything else in his head. At least, that’s my theory.
Mystics: Rex has no idea about Spot’s location. He’s such a bookish little DFT and so keen on games. Other than that, I really can’t help you.
Well… sorry about this. This is Kayt Sel Liantuy, signing off, and hoping you all find your breakfasts!
Rex and the Wanderer Guild spent so long preparing them. My special thanks to Sarah Jane, too. Enjoy them, and remember the Wanderer Guild, while it is in the ether, is thinking of you!