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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 15:37:24 GMT 11
This is just a thread to let Rigel know that I, her Secret Admirer, love her very much.
I love you, Rigel, My Neo-Liberal Kumquat of Malpractice!!!.
That is all...
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Post by Min on Apr 7, 2006 15:38:59 GMT 11
Well, you blew the "secret" bit  |
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 15:40:29 GMT 11
The secret is the full extent of my love.
How can anyone not love Rigel, Luminous Mexican-Wave of Freudian Misunderstanding that she is?
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Post by Rushton on Apr 7, 2006 15:49:46 GMT 11
I love you too!
My fountain pen of iridescent spawning salmon!
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 15:52:20 GMT 11
I love you more!
My psuedo-intellectual Cookie Monster of counter-revolutionary rhetoric!
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Post by Rushton on Apr 7, 2006 15:55:01 GMT 11
But no! It is I who love you more!
My Pheremone-Encrusted Patch of Scintillating Ideation
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 16:01:42 GMT 11
Nay! My love is the stronger, more everlasting,
My capernoited nelipot of gargantuan runcation!
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Post by Rushton on Apr 7, 2006 16:06:20 GMT 11
My love is vaster than the stars in their sky...
My truncated badger of pomegranate-hued thespians!
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 16:10:46 GMT 11
No... no!
I'm afraid my love stretches beyond the veil of human understanding,
My perforated raclette of early pre-Raphelite ostentation!
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Post by Rushton on Apr 7, 2006 16:20:30 GMT 11
My love is timeless! Filtered through the watchful gaze of the gods in their firmament...
My bourgeois neophyte of fainéant non-proliferation treaties!
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Post by Min on Apr 7, 2006 16:29:54 GMT 11
Maybe I'm just in a bad mood from phone calls, but what is this? You're flooding...and it's damn confusing for the rest of us.
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 16:41:35 GMT 11
Aw... we're sorry Min!
We're just using long and obscure words for the sake of it!
Note to self: Look up "fainéant"
My next post was about to invite others to try it out. The process is fairly simple. All you have to do is tell someone you love them, and express it using words that are as interesting as possible.
For example:
I love [So and So] because [he/she] is my [noun] of [adjective]
That's the very simplest of them.
ie. I love Min because she is my daffodil of luminesence.
The more you get the hang of it, the more extravagant you can make your expressions of love! Nothing says I love you like a sentence they can't even understand!
It's educational, and it's sharing the love! Who doesn't want to be told they're a nonogenarian amazon in heliotrope?
Learn big words while you love your fellows!
Edit: I should probably point out that the important thing is the LENGTH and OBSCURITY of words. Whether they make any sense when said together, or even whether or not they're actually flattering, is entirely beside the point.
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Post by Min on Apr 7, 2006 16:53:04 GMT 11
Ah! I see! Thanks for the explanation!
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 16:58:00 GMT 11
Quite alright, Min,
My robotic conglomerate of hedgehogs.
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Post by HeartoftheDarkness on Apr 7, 2006 19:38:24 GMT 11
Oooh, noice *clears throatI love you Kayt, my acephalous ever-lachrymose tass |
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Post by Min on Apr 7, 2006 22:04:33 GMT 11
I'm trying to think of something, but all I can come up with on a Friday night is "woozle wuzzle..."
"I love you, Evil monkey, my um...tangential scriphphily of redoubtable..."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2006 22:19:18 GMT 11
Like this?
I love you, Min, my sesquipedalian technopagan of auspicious pyrotechnics!
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Post by Cookie Lover on Apr 7, 2006 22:25:09 GMT 11
I love Sir thingyie because he is my velvet armchair of absolute nothingness! (I've got the randomness, now for the obscurity!)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2006 22:32:56 GMT 11
I love you, significant other, my ubiquitous hamadryad of malignant megalomania.
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Post by Cookie Lover on Apr 7, 2006 22:42:02 GMT 11
I love you, Ploy, my radioactive isotope of malicious obscurity.
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 23:03:20 GMT 11
Oh Galli!!!
"My sesquipedalian technopagan of auspicious pyrotechnics!"
That's truly beautiful.
And you've got the basic idea, Frankie, Min and CookieLover! Just use long, cool sounding words. But remember to make your grammar agree. So the Evil Monkey would be a "tangential scriphphily of redoubtableness."
What's scriphphily?
Now it's my turn.
I love you Galli,
My Cryptographic Libation of Mojave Epistomology.
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Post by Cookie Lover on Apr 7, 2006 23:05:15 GMT 11
Erm, are all of those real words?
I love you Kayt, my improvisational stallion of negotiable thermodynamics.
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Post by Dameon on Apr 7, 2006 23:12:32 GMT 11
Yes! That's the spirit!
I simply adore you, Cookie Lover, my gastronentrological parenthesis of lexicological extravagance!
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Post by Cookie Lover on Apr 7, 2006 23:17:51 GMT 11
I love you, dear Kayt, my little chronicological astrophysicist of instumental phycology.
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Post by Rushton on Apr 7, 2006 23:26:19 GMT 11
I love you Cookie Lover, my cavorting profusion of pellucid mendaciousness! (heeee! That's the spirit... Now I need my dictionary ) |
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