The Way Children See Things...

[Dark One]

NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

HONESTY
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.

OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

MORE NUDITY
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the in evitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?"
"You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Mama, look what I found", the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?"
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered , "I think it's Adam's underwear”

[Min]

jgduffin said:

OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

Cute - I can just see my aunt sending this one to school with my little cousin next year.

[catwhisperer]

Ha ha ha... this is so good. Where did you find this, DO, or did you write it yourself???

[Dark One]

Someone e-mailed it to me the other day. I tend to get lots of stuff like this.

[Fuil Dearg]

jgduffin said:

OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

when i was going to secondary school i used to get quite a few notes for being sick or late. one morning outside the school in my fathers car i asked him to write me a note. he was sick of writing notes so he forged it as my mother's. it was obviously his. he used to write father in brackets after his signature and this time he wrote mother after my mothers name. the handwriting didnt look a bit like hers.
my mother and my sister Sorcha were quite good at forging. i was able to forge my parents names well enough. 2 girls in my class used to write notes for each other and sign them as being from a parent.

[Cookie Lover]

Those are good! I like very much! Please e-mail anything like that to mop _ online @ Hotmail . com

Sorry about the spaces, just trying to avoid spambots, evil creatures.

[Dark One]

Will do good Cookie

[Cookie Lover]

Thank you very much. I get so much junky forwards, its a real releif when I finaly get something worth reading!

[DragonMornir]

They are so cute!!! nawwwww!!!!! * giggles*