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Post by Dark One on Feb 24, 2006 4:33:19 GMT 11
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when the cow drops dead.
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A SOUTH AFRICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
They get stolen, so you blame the previous regime' and steal someone else's
cows and shoot the owner.
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A ZIMBABWEAN CORPORATION
A farmer has two cows.
You take over his farm, eat both cows and wait for the international
community to supply more.
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A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-design them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images
called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
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A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk
themselves.
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A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
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AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You pray to them for food.
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AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
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A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
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A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
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A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman
who reported the numbers.
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AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left is kinda cute.. .
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Post by Roland on Feb 24, 2006 11:16:27 GMT 11
ahahahhahahahahahhaha
Cowkimon
ahahahahahhahahahah
*falls off chair*
Owch.
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Post by Arctic Firefox on Feb 24, 2006 11:26:36 GMT 11
There are also a lot of ones which link up to political movements. Can't remember any at the moment, though I saw a version of the Italian one which seemed a bit more realistic: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.  SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government forces you to take harmonica lessons.  |
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Post by Siryn on Feb 24, 2006 17:14:56 GMT 11
PML!!!
i love those!!
Me + Personal Favourite = ZIMBABWEAN
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Post by GCR on Feb 24, 2006 21:20:43 GMT 11
In the continuation, although my favourite is the giraffee one! Pure Socialism: You have 2 cows. the government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. your have to take care of all the cows. the government gives u as much milk as u need Buearucratic Socialism: You have 2 cows. the govt takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone elses cows. they are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. you (being a cow farmer) have to take care of the chickens the govt took from the chicken farmers. the govt gives u as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you should need Facism: you have 2 cows. the govt takes both, hires u to take care of them and sells u the milk Pure Communism: you have 2 cows. your neighbours help u take care of them and u all share the milk Russian communism: you have 2 cows. u have to take care of them but the govt takes all the milk cambodian communism: you have 2 cows. the govt takes both and shoots u dictatorship: you have 2 cows. the govt takes both and drafts u pure democracy: you have 2 cows. your neighbours decide who gets the milk representative democracy: you have 2 cows. your neighbours pick someone to tell u who gets the milk bureaucracy: you have 2 cows. at first the govt regulates what u can feed them and when u cane milk them. then it pays u not to milk them. then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. then it requires u to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. pure anarchy: you have 2 cows. either u sell the milk at a fair price of your neighbours try to take the cows and kill you anarcho-capitalism: you have two cows. you sell one and buy a bull. |
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Post by DragonMornir on Feb 25, 2006 18:46:20 GMT 11
lmao!!! guys these are cool! a friend of mine used to have a poster with them on itbut she cbf reprinting it for me cos it was the original ( GCRS one) and DO, those are so cool!!!! love it pml!!!
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