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Dark One
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Advert in Paper Jan 17, 2006 2:26:39 GMT 11

Post by Dark One on Jan 17, 2006 2:26:39 GMT 11

The following ad was in The Atlanta Journal:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old Labrador retriever.

Mellius and Gretina: The Disc's greatest lovers, whose pure, passionate and soulsearing affair would have scorched the pages of History had they not been born two hundred years apart on different continents

Lucy Guildmember [x=chunkymonkey24] Posts: 1,241	Advert in Paper Jan 17, 2006 4:27:47 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucy on Jan 17, 2006 4:27:47 GMT 11 [mystics]Thatsa lotta dumbass men! Great idea whoever submitted the ad! Hehe [/mystics]

Maryon Guildmember Guardian of the Chocca Futureteller Guildmistress Posts: 1,125	Advert in Paper Jan 17, 2006 14:58:53 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Maryon on Jan 17, 2006 14:58:53 GMT 11 [glow=limegreen,2,600]Thats preeetty funny Great work to all those guys!!!![/glow]
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Cat-Eyes
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Look at them go![x=cat_eyes_el]

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Advert in Paper Jan 18, 2006 11:24:49 GMT 11

Post by Cat-Eyes on Jan 18, 2006 11:24:49 GMT 11

Hehe, love it.

Skye Gypsy Posts: 32	Advert in Paper Jan 18, 2006 12:35:39 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skye on Jan 18, 2006 12:35:39 GMT 11 LOL, brilliant. good job to whoever posted that.

Talmina Wanderer Ward See I am an angel![x=talmina] Posts: 2,207	Advert in Paper Jan 18, 2006 15:46:43 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Talmina on Jan 18, 2006 15:46:43 GMT 11 yeah whoever wrote that was obviously onto something, very very smart.
	if more than half of him became synthetics, could he legally be declared dead? would he ever walk into a prosthetics manufaturing plant and cry, "mother!"

Post by Dark One on Jan 17, 2006 2:26:39 GMT 11

Post by Lucy on Jan 17, 2006 4:27:47 GMT 11

Post by Maryon on Jan 17, 2006 14:58:53 GMT 11

Post by Cat-Eyes on Jan 18, 2006 11:24:49 GMT 11

Post by Skye on Jan 18, 2006 12:35:39 GMT 11

Post by Talmina on Jan 18, 2006 15:46:43 GMT 11