Post by Lauren on Dec 15, 2005 16:48:42 GMT 11
In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:
On a blanket from Taiwan
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in Britain
After opening, keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray
This product not tested on animals
On a bag of crisps
You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a Korean kitchen knife
Warning: keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning - contains nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
On a Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
On a hotel shower cap box
Fits one head
In a US guide to setting up a new computer
To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening (the instruction was inside the box)
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids
Lie down on bed and insert Poscool slowly up to the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting Poscool for approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open other end.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?
On a Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping
On a bar of Dial soap
Directions - use like regular soap.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On a packet of airline nuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
On some frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On packaging for an iron
Do not iron clothes on body
On a packet of frozen bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nightly sleep aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Haha, made me laugh
On a blanket from Taiwan
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
On a helmet-mounted mirror used by US cyclists
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Use repeatedly for severe damage
On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink in Britain
After opening, keep upright
On a New Zealand insect spray
This product not tested on animals
On a bag of crisps
You could be a winner. No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a Korean kitchen knife
Warning: keep out of children
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning - contains nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
On a Superman costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
On a hotel shower cap box
Fits one head
In a US guide to setting up a new computer
To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening (the instruction was inside the box)
On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids
Lie down on bed and insert Poscool slowly up to the projected portion like a sword-guard into anal duct. While inserting Poscool for approximately 5 minutes, keep quiet.
In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles
Open other end.
On a packet of Sunmaid raisins
Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?
On a Sears hairdryer
Do not use while sleeping
On a bar of Dial soap
Directions - use like regular soap.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.
On a packet of airline nuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts
On some frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On packaging for an iron
Do not iron clothes on body
On a packet of frozen bread pudding
Product will be hot after heating
On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nightly sleep aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Haha, made me laugh
