16 Reasons why alcohol should be served at work.

[Min]

1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It leads to more honest communications.
3. It reduces complaints about low pay.
4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.
5. It encourages car pooling.
6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
8. It makes fellow employees look better.
9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

[Roland]

LOL Min. Nice one.

16. Sitting "Bare Butt" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."

Although, I would have to say, even drunk I would consider this gross!

[Lauren]

PMSL! Good one Min. And scarily true!

[Miky]

lol i just love it when ppl post jokes and stuff

[Dark One]

Lol! Very good!

I shall send that round the office

[Min]

min said:

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

Hmmmm...I wonder if this is true? *plots*

[Lucy]

Ha! ;D Loving it, Min. Especially agteeing with no's 9 and 14. I'd definately save money in the pub on a Friday (and sometimes Monday) lunchtime.

[Never Undressing Sneer]

thats a great one!
though #16, i'd think it was gross even drunk...

[Miska]

lol could u imagine the work place gossip lol that would jsut be so much fun love it min!

[Lix]

ummm
we have a bar at work
*blushes*
but it only has beer in it so i never drink at work. the boys do tho

[DragonMornir]

Heheh alcohol at work !!! nice one Min PML!

[Min]

elixa said:

ummm
we have a bar at work
*blushes*
but it only has beer in it so i never drink at work. the boys do tho

Why not rectify it Lix? Sned out your junior to get a couple of bottles of wine!!
Yeah, we have a fridge full of beer too...but no one really goes for it unless we're having a massive storm outside and there's a blackout, or pizza or something. Half a beer every now and then is ok ;D

[Dark One]

We have a beer fridge in our office!

Its great at this time of year cos we get presents from all our suppliers (beer, wine, biscuits, chocs, etc)

[Kangaruth]

There's a bar in the CERN canteen. The beer and wine is very cheap (for Switzerland) because it's subsidised. It's great if you fancy a liquid lunch (and sometimes you just need one) but it's not the place I'd choose for a fun night out.

[Wh|te Fyre]

I don't work

all: *gasp* she's alive

[maverick]

are you really?

hmmm i'm lucky. we serve alcohol at work. pity i can't drink it yet tho... might be able to put up with the abuse otherwise. *goes and takes a swig from behind the bar anyway*

mav