Post by Dark One on Aug 9, 2005 9:09:31 GMT 11
Don't know if any of you have heard but apparently Lance Armstrong may now be stripped of his record 7th Tour de France win after a test for banned substances was carried out.
French authorities reportedly detected evidence of three separate substances each of which are forbidden in France:
toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
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Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd
jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to
brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to
follow.
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"Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
"No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.
This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on
his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
Tony realised she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what
he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better
have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
pair jog past.
Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five quid?!"
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French authorities reportedly detected evidence of three separate substances each of which are forbidden in France:
toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
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Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd
jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to
brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to
follow.
>
"Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
"No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.
This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on
his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner,
Tony realised she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what
he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better
have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
Tony became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the
pair jog past.
Then, from the pavement, the hooker yelled,
"See what you get for five quid?!"
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