Post by Dark One on Jun 2, 2005 2:17:27 GMT 11
The air hostess, as she passed along the aisle of the plane on the transatlantic flight from Amsterdam to New York, noticed that the baby nestled between the couple who were asleep didn't look very well, in fact the baby looked extremely ill.
Not wanting to disturb anyone she gently lifted up the baby and took it back to her station. Feeling the baby's forehead, she found it was cold and with a sudden panic she realised that the infant was dead. Calling upon a Doctor she knew to
be on board, he examined the baby and confirmed that, not only was it dead, it had also been embalmed. The infant's body had been hollowed out and it was full of the drugs that the couple were trying to smuggle into the States.
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A young lady alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken by a strange sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, who licks her hand.
She is reassured and goes back to sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog in the shower. Where the dog slept, was a note that read, "Humans can lick too"
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A woman living in the city (Salt Lake) was visiting some friends in Ogden. When she got into her car in front of her friend's house, she noticed that a car started up right behind her car. It was about 2:00 in the morning and there weren't any other cars on the road. After she had driven to the highway she began to think that this car was following her.
Some of the time he would drive right up behind her car but he never passed. Half scared to death she kept trying to speed away from him. When she got to Salt Lake, she started running stop lights to get away from him, but he would run right through them too. So when she got to her driveway she pulled in really fast but the other car pulled in right behind her. She just laid on the horn and her husband came running out.
The guy in the pursuing car jumped out and her husband grabbed him demanding to know what was going on and the wife explained he'd followed her all the way from Ogden. The car driver explained that he had followed her because he was originally on his way to work but as he'd got into his car and switched his headlights on, he'd noticed a man's head bob down in the back seat. The husband went to check the back seat of his wife's car and found a deranged man sitting in the floor with a knife in his hand.
****the winningness****************
Two room mates remained at their deserted college dormitory over a holiday break. One of the girls goes out on a date that evening and the other one turned in, going to bed before her her room mate returned. Later that night the sleeping girl is awakened by gurgling and scratching noises coming from outside in the hallway.
Frightened she locks the door and cowers inside the room until morning. When the girl finally opens the door and ventures out into the hallway, she discovers the bloody corpse of her room mate. The murdered girl's throat had been slit and she had bled to death in the hallway while clawing at the door.
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In Berlin, after WWII, money was short, supplies were tight and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favour; could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.
She started out to deliver the message when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed but she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale.
And what was in the envelope? A note saying, "This is the last one i am sending you today".
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A male flight attendant was stopping over in Japan. He went to a local bar where a Japanese man and woman approached him. They chatted and had a drink. The man gave him an old traditional Japanese drink. The next memory the flight attendant had was when he woke in a bath of ice in a hotel room with agonising pains in his stomach.
He managed to pull himself out of the bath and phone the police. He told them everything he could remember, the policeman described the two people and the flight attendant confirmed their description. The policeman calmly told him to get back into the bath of ice and sit there until the police and an ambulance arrived. The man's kidneys had been removed.
Not wanting to disturb anyone she gently lifted up the baby and took it back to her station. Feeling the baby's forehead, she found it was cold and with a sudden panic she realised that the infant was dead. Calling upon a Doctor she knew to
be on board, he examined the baby and confirmed that, not only was it dead, it had also been embalmed. The infant's body had been hollowed out and it was full of the drugs that the couple were trying to smuggle into the States.
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A young lady alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken by a strange sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, who licks her hand.
She is reassured and goes back to sleep. In the morning, she finds the dog in the shower. Where the dog slept, was a note that read, "Humans can lick too"
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A woman living in the city (Salt Lake) was visiting some friends in Ogden. When she got into her car in front of her friend's house, she noticed that a car started up right behind her car. It was about 2:00 in the morning and there weren't any other cars on the road. After she had driven to the highway she began to think that this car was following her.
Some of the time he would drive right up behind her car but he never passed. Half scared to death she kept trying to speed away from him. When she got to Salt Lake, she started running stop lights to get away from him, but he would run right through them too. So when she got to her driveway she pulled in really fast but the other car pulled in right behind her. She just laid on the horn and her husband came running out.
The guy in the pursuing car jumped out and her husband grabbed him demanding to know what was going on and the wife explained he'd followed her all the way from Ogden. The car driver explained that he had followed her because he was originally on his way to work but as he'd got into his car and switched his headlights on, he'd noticed a man's head bob down in the back seat. The husband went to check the back seat of his wife's car and found a deranged man sitting in the floor with a knife in his hand.
****the winningness****************
Two room mates remained at their deserted college dormitory over a holiday break. One of the girls goes out on a date that evening and the other one turned in, going to bed before her her room mate returned. Later that night the sleeping girl is awakened by gurgling and scratching noises coming from outside in the hallway.
Frightened she locks the door and cowers inside the room until morning. When the girl finally opens the door and ventures out into the hallway, she discovers the bloody corpse of her room mate. The murdered girl's throat had been slit and she had bled to death in the hallway while clawing at the door.
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In Berlin, after WWII, money was short, supplies were tight and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favour; could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.
She started out to deliver the message when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed but she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She went to the police, who raided the address on the envelope, where they found heaps of human flesh for sale.
And what was in the envelope? A note saying, "This is the last one i am sending you today".
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A male flight attendant was stopping over in Japan. He went to a local bar where a Japanese man and woman approached him. They chatted and had a drink. The man gave him an old traditional Japanese drink. The next memory the flight attendant had was when he woke in a bath of ice in a hotel room with agonising pains in his stomach.
He managed to pull himself out of the bath and phone the police. He told them everything he could remember, the policeman described the two people and the flight attendant confirmed their description. The policeman calmly told him to get back into the bath of ice and sit there until the police and an ambulance arrived. The man's kidneys had been removed.
SNOOPY!!!!