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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Jun 22, 2005 15:46:36 GMT 11
lol!! Now, why was I pictureing the Ober crowd at Lix's 21st while reading those?   hehehe... i can imagine that! ;D |
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Post by DragonMornir on Jul 1, 2005 16:31:54 GMT 11
Guys should stop drinking when:
They decide its a brillant idea to sms their ex gf " why do u keep f**king my mates" when hes dating one of her friends and his ex is dating the guy sitting next to him whos as drunk as he is.
They order their 3rd long island ice tea at Star City when they were only having " a few drinks that nite"
They have to stop for 10 mins to concentrate on who they are speaking to before continuing and then hold onto ur shoulder for balance when ur heaps shorter than them, not that it stopped them falling tho.
You find him with his arm around his best guy mate outside the pub looking pathetically at the ground
He turns and screams " shes a ( insert profanities here) when u ask what he thought of the friend who just went home cos she was sick.
He is lying on the grass in the backyard for 5hrs straight and insists hes sober and doesnt move except to spew and pass out.
He is sitting in the middle of the room crying that no one loves him anymore and they only want him so they can have their way with him.
He passes out sitting up
He hold both ur shoulders and slurs that he loves u and hes sorry that hes drunk - every 2 seconds
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Post by Lix on Jul 1, 2005 20:20:52 GMT 11
when they end up sitting on stairs with a sleeping bag over their head like a tent... dont laugh i've seen it (men i meant ) |
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Post by Lix on Jul 1, 2005 20:23:59 GMT 11
lets go to the tav! i wanna go back even tho its full of try hard 18-year olds and they're so so so skinny! i still wanna go back but noone will go with me
sorry hun only justr ead this! ok we'll have to do that soon! let me know when uve got a morning off (or possible the whole day and we'll get sloshed!) |
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Post by Dark One on Jul 2, 2005 3:24:58 GMT 11
Lolo! Love those! ;D
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Post by Lix on Jul 2, 2005 11:18:08 GMT 11
eeeek! i double posted! im so sorry i didnt even realise! awwww i wont do it again i promise
oooh and welcoem back dark one!
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Post by DragonMornir on Jul 4, 2005 1:59:05 GMT 11
true stories..... lol.....
what else do i have? hehe.....
People should stop drinking when:
taking a leak involves someone else in the bathroom so u dont miss the toilet
u fall off the swing in the park and it wasnt moving
You have work in 2 hrs and decide that u'll just wing it if the cops RBT u
You own a Jeep Wrangler and every party say u wont DUI but do it, its time to hand over ur car keys!
U dont care that ur friend is spewing on ur feet
U dont care ur spewing on ur feet
You have a partner in hearing and u slur to ur best mate that the girl/guy serving ur drinks hot and u want to screw them....
You find urself curled up in ur car at ur friends 21st feeling rather under the weather
running accross a main road seems awfully appealing and u think that cars will stop cos ur so cute/hot
sitting in the middle of the road is even more appealing
u walk off to get a drink and not only do u trip on the stairs on the way there, u trip on the flat ground and on the stairs on the way back....
and my faveourite....
Your friends tell u ur a bad drunk.....
( and u still feel sober lol)
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