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Post by Dark One on Jun 2, 2005 2:04:24 GMT 11
1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and
wiggling your bottom while yelling "She Bangs She Bangs" is truly the hottest dance move around!!!
3. You've suddenly decided that you want to fight someone and you
honestly believe that you could do it too.
4. In your last trip to the toilet you realise you now look more
like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor, pick it up and carry on
eating it.
6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them sooooo much.
7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to
you.
9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and
sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so
you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotic.
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates
to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by giving
you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the
vodka.
14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor.
15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this
the WRONG WAY but..."
16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen to be
standing)
19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button flypants to cut down
on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault that you're having problems walking straight.
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Post by Swallow on Jun 2, 2005 10:41:23 GMT 11
haha, very funny, laughing my socks off here....Going to have to come up with a male one for this, i've known plenty of blokes who need to call it a night long before any girls....
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Post by Lix on Jun 4, 2005 13:05:47 GMT 11
oh dear
ashamed to admit that in the prime of my drinking years at least half of these applied. i still get heaps for the time i fell on my butt at castle hill tavern toilets. my friend was looking in the mirror and the next minute id vasnished from view. eeek
(most of sydney knows this place by rep)
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Post by Gambit on Jun 4, 2005 20:06:24 GMT 11
21. When you try to talk your friend's 10 year old brother into doing a strip dance (it wasnt me!! honest)
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Post by avra on Jun 4, 2005 20:36:03 GMT 11
Yep, that's pretty much me.  It's so comfy down there.. |
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Post by Gambit on Jun 4, 2005 20:48:09 GMT 11
its better to sit down...that way theres not as far to fall when your legs give out  |
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Post by Miska on Jun 4, 2005 20:49:22 GMT 11
lol...i thin kthats me all way round! tho the shoes coming off are the very first thing hehehe...*sigh* lol lix i want to go to the tav 
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Post by Lix on Jun 5, 2005 16:03:54 GMT 11
lets go to the tav! i wanna go back even tho its full of try hard 18-year olds and they're so so so skinny! i still wanna go back but noone will go with me
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 5, 2005 17:23:03 GMT 11
12. You seem to think that it's a really good idea to get your mates
to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
now that IS fun!
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Post by Miska on Jun 5, 2005 22:41:56 GMT 11
lets go to the tav! i wanna go back even tho its full of try hard 18-year olds and they're so so so skinny! i still wanna go back but noone will go with me
adn kaylan it so is until the shopping trolly tips over:-/ |
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Post by Talmina on Jun 6, 2005 0:06:44 GMT 11
ok as to number 8, who says geeks dont have a deeper spritirual side anyway?
and forget the shopping trolly, its so much more fun with a walking frame at dawn
oh and for the first guys one "when youve tried to punch out at least two people in your drinking party"
oh, "when your friend has to slap you to get rid of your beer goggles," "you cant carry your drink back to the table without spilling at least half of it," and just one more "when you can no longer walk and talk at the same time"
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 6, 2005 9:55:59 GMT 11
adn kaylan it so is until the shopping trolly tips over:-/
that's the fun bit
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Post by Dark One on Jun 6, 2005 10:41:46 GMT 11
haha, very funny, laughing my socks off here....Going to have to come up with a male one for this, i've known plenty of blokes who need to call it a night long before any girls.... Hey! Don't write 'em, i only post 'em! LoL! Anyway, go for it. I have no problem with male bashing ;D |
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jun 6, 2005 12:01:28 GMT 11
niether do i.... i bash my brother's all the time.
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Post by brydie on Jun 6, 2005 15:50:58 GMT 11
hmmm...im sure they love that kaylan
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Post by Talmina on Jun 6, 2005 15:55:09 GMT 11
i dont think flit was getting annoyed at you particularly. but there are guys in my group which i can outdrink, if i really wanted to try
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Post by Min on Jun 6, 2005 18:31:38 GMT 11
you mean...men can multitask BEFORE they get drunk...?? hehe...that was mean sorry. Much fun, Dark One...like Lix, I've been guilty in my time of about half of those! |
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Post by Dark One on Jun 6, 2005 19:45:39 GMT 11
you mean...men can multitask BEFORE they get drunk...?? I've heard that rumour too. I have to stop typing now as i need to use the phone... |
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Post by Talmina on Jun 7, 2005 20:49:43 GMT 11
yeah but walking and talking is the most basic form of multitasking. even males can do that |
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Post by Swallow on Jun 7, 2005 20:58:15 GMT 11
really? See, while i can perv on someone, walk, and talk at the same time, i have regularily been talking to a guy... and there turns his head as he follows someone else, and there he goes slowing his step, his conversation dragging off... and there he goes walking into a wall....
And no, it wasn't a dig at you Dark One! I've seen this thing before.... and trust me, i have had my fair share of drunk blokes who just go back for more...
i've got another one "When you can't fully open your eyes" what is it with that half open squint, anyway?
"When you go to the bar tender and ask for "Beer" and when they ask what kind you respond "Beer!""
"When you have to point with your fingers when you're trying to chat up a woman."
"When you start saying "You know" too much."
"When "You know" changes into "y'noaw"
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Post by Talmina on Jun 7, 2005 21:11:44 GMT 11
lol flit i love it. i just gotta think of more
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Post by Megana on Jun 8, 2005 12:30:55 GMT 11
lol!! Now, why was I pictureing the Ober crowd at Lix's 21st while reading those?
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Post by Lix on Jun 10, 2005 17:50:37 GMT 11
oh megana join us next time u silly! then we wont have u remembering stuff we cant the next morning!
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Post by Talmina on Jun 13, 2005 18:53:23 GMT 11
lol @ lix, but someones gotta be there with photos or a memory so you can know what you did. and a guy should call it a night when his mates tie him to a bed for being such a sleaze he wont believe you that youve actually drank less than him cos youre still straight at 4am (that was so screwed up trust me) |
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Post by Elspethseeker on Jun 14, 2005 14:26:07 GMT 11
i seriously know ppl who are like that without the drink. It had me luaghing soooo hard.
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It's so comfy down there.. 
