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Post by Lix on May 22, 2005 22:05:25 GMT 11
ok im bored. but whats the craziest menu you can come up with?
Breakfast
Eggshells filled with lemon curry and fried octopus
Lunch
mashed snails fettacini with lobster bread
dessert
bacon and egg ice cream (hey they actually serve this in some restaurants)
Dinner
deep fried underwear on a stick, (garlic butter dipping sauce extra)
dessert
crystalised keyboards
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Post by Elspeth on May 22, 2005 22:23:00 GMT 11
Oh dear. Deep fried underwear on a stick - I can't think of anything to beat that at the moment.
*laughs uncontrollably*
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Post by Lix on May 22, 2005 22:38:38 GMT 11
 *silence*
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Post by Ness on May 22, 2005 23:00:08 GMT 11
lol u only started this thread an hour ago...be patient ...heres my sad attempt...
Breakfast
a glass of hot chilli sauce and a mouldy slice of bread with curdeled goats milks on top
Lunch
sun-dried squid suckers (u no the things on their tentacles?) and wood fired moose brains
Dinner
eyeball,lips and tounge of antelop soup with a side of starfish legs.
Dessert
the gunk frm underneath an old smelly boot and caramelised used chewing gum...
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Post by Lix on May 22, 2005 23:03:10 GMT 11
no the silence was in regards to... oh never u mind  yeah i used to work in a deli and they'd be some mean stuff under my shoes by the end of the night!!! i thinks things from under the bed of a 13 year old boy would be pretty funny too 17 year old maybe not coz pron mags are prolly a bit tough and tasteless (pardon the pun there) |
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Post by Miska on May 22, 2005 23:54:04 GMT 11
hmmm okies ill try. not to good at this tho
breakfast:
fuzzy green covered uni notes, stained with tea and served with a glass of solid hot choco
lunch:
mashed roast lamb with orange coloured curry puffs
dessert
icecubes with random findings frozen in them
dinner:
fish kebabs in sweet soy sauce with brown over cooked beans and squishy tomatoes
dessert
solidified furry chocolate mouse covered in fly sprinkles
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Post by Lix on May 23, 2005 11:22:44 GMT 11
ur desserst sound so apertising
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Post by Miska on May 23, 2005 13:38:52 GMT 11
y thank u 
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Post by Dark One on May 23, 2005 19:35:03 GMT 11
ok, lets try this...
Breakfast
Deep Fried chocolate bars, covered in salad cream, with a glass of cold vindaloo sauce
Lunch
Grilled boots, sprinkeled with rabbit droppings and covered in tartare sauce
desert
spinach pie covered in cat-vomit custard
Dinner
Starter
Chilled Monkey brains
main
boiled bacon in chocolate sauce with tomato ketchup
desert
old tyres smothered in chilli sauce
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Post by Kaylan-R on May 23, 2005 19:56:28 GMT 11
Breakfast
nice bannana
glass of milk
medication
lunch
vegimite sandwhich
drink of water
arvo snack
museli bar
nibble of something
drink
dinner
something good and cooked
dessert
not regularly!
well,that's my usual diet.Not crazy,but It'll do!
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Post by Dark One on May 23, 2005 20:00:20 GMT 11
but whats the craziest one you can come up with?
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Post by Miska on May 23, 2005 21:02:50 GMT 11
yea kaylan! its the craziest menu u can think of  so give it a shot!
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Post by Lix on May 23, 2005 23:56:54 GMT 11
dark one yours is disgusting!!!
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Post by Dark One on May 24, 2005 2:17:26 GMT 11
lol! I never said i'd eat it though! |
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Post by Lix on May 24, 2005 11:08:37 GMT 11
its supposed to be weird not eck! anyone for a second menu? |
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Post by Miska on May 24, 2005 11:26:38 GMT 11
lol that does depend on ur deffenition of weird hmmmm no i think ill pass all my creative writing has been used up
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Post by Kaylan-R on May 24, 2005 17:48:11 GMT 11
ok!
brekfast
Liquorishe omelet and glass of milk
medication
Lunch
Custard pie with mentos as a side dish and orange juice with a hint of honey
Dinner
Chocolate pie aith liqourish meat and sprinkles
Desert
Big apple pie with carrot cake as a side
not crazy,but that's my life!
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Post by Gambit on May 24, 2005 18:00:09 GMT 11
This is for FAT people(my brother posted this...no offence to anyone(i hope))
Breakfast: Baked beans, orange juice, toast eggs, bacon, porridge, kippers, sausages, tea and a bucket of chicken all mixed together in a barrel.
Lunch: A light summer salad with a bananacream pie on the side
very suspicious looking dumplings (lard fried)
Dinner: The odd couple of supersize maccas meals from the drive in
beer......
more beer....
and another couple of beers...
Dessert: Deep fried cheeseballs dipped in chocolate served with whipped cream and garnished with a jujube
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Post by Lix on May 24, 2005 19:46:48 GMT 11
lol thats all normal tho
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Post by Miska on May 25, 2005 11:27:16 GMT 11
lol gambit that sounds like a hangover meal hehehe love it
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Post by Gambit on May 25, 2005 16:50:29 GMT 11
like i said, my brother posted it.......he just doesnt get 'dont touch the computer while i go do something for 5 minutes'  |
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Post by Miska on May 25, 2005 17:42:32 GMT 11
lol trusty brothers so are u going to have a go gambit?! come on!
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Post by Lix on May 25, 2005 20:34:41 GMT 11
yeah theyre fun!
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so give it a shot!
