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Dark One
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Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 19, 2005 19:51:28 GMT 11

Post by Dark One on May 19, 2005 19:51:28 GMT 11

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.

Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.

Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of a animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!!

Mellius and Gretina: The Disc's greatest lovers, whose pure, passionate and soulsearing affair would have scorched the pages of History had they not been born two hundred years apart on different continents

Gambit Guildmember yay. tis me Posts: 2,407	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 19, 2005 19:58:34 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gambit on May 19, 2005 19:58:34 GMT 11 LMAO!! nice ones!
	though I still can't work out why chocolate is so strange.....

Miska Guardian Choco anyone? hands out choco Posts: 8,896	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 19, 2005 23:47:38 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Miska on May 19, 2005 23:47:38 GMT 11 lol ive hear those before...well some of them
	They're baaaaaaaaaaaaack

Dark One Ashling Guilden Posts: 7,847	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 3:15:36 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dark One on May 20, 2005 3:15:36 GMT 11 why doesn't that surprise me? ;D
	Mellius and Gretina: The Disc's greatest lovers, whose pure, passionate and soulsearing affair would have scorched the pages of History had they not been born two hundred years apart on different continents

Lucy
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Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 7:38:02 GMT 11

Post by Lucy on May 20, 2005 7:38:02 GMT 11

FCUK do do condoms, actually! I ahven't seen them sold separately, but they're included in some of their toilettries packs.

Loving that list Dark One - made me giggle! (And a good reminder for the shopping list too!! ;D)

Miska Guardian Choco anyone? hands out choco Posts: 8,896	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 14:01:44 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Miska on May 20, 2005 14:01:44 GMT 11 Lucy said: FCUK do do condoms im not going to even ask lucy
	Last Edit: May 20, 2005 22:22:01 GMT 11 by Miska They're baaaaaaaaaaaaack

MrLamppost Gypsy Posts: 60	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 14:03:12 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrLamppost on May 20, 2005 14:03:12 GMT 11 LOL! ;D The way retail is branching out nowadays, that'll probably end up happening

Never Undressing Sneer Rebel GO Mystics!! Posts: 2,696	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 15:48:58 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Never Undressing Sneer on May 20, 2005 15:48:58 GMT 11 ;D cracks up laughing

Kaylan-R Mage OMG I am engaged!! WICKED!![x=Kaylanr] Posts: 6,140	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 16:44:19 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kaylan-R on May 20, 2005 16:44:19 GMT 11 gr8!! I heard the Nike one before,but the rest made me laugh!!!!!! By the way,I've heard of the FCUK condoms before.

Miska Guardian Choco anyone? hands out choco Posts: 8,896	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 20, 2005 22:24:05 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Miska on May 20, 2005 22:24:05 GMT 11 ill agree mr lampost! but ill also add that with the advertisements they have they'll probably have to start seling them for legal purposes
	They're baaaaaaaaaaaaack

Gambit Guildmember yay. tis me Posts: 2,407	Interesting - but only from an English perspective May 21, 2005 0:03:41 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gambit on May 21, 2005 0:03:41 GMT 11 hmmmmmm..yeah
	though I still can't work out why chocolate is so strange.....

Interesting - but only from an English perspective

Post by Dark One on May 19, 2005 19:51:28 GMT 11

Post by Gambit on May 19, 2005 19:58:34 GMT 11

Post by Miska on May 19, 2005 23:47:38 GMT 11

Post by Dark One on May 20, 2005 3:15:36 GMT 11

Post by Lucy on May 20, 2005 7:38:02 GMT 11

Post by Miska on May 20, 2005 14:01:44 GMT 11

Post by MrLamppost on May 20, 2005 14:03:12 GMT 11

Post by Never Undressing Sneer on May 20, 2005 15:48:58 GMT 11

Post by Kaylan-R on May 20, 2005 16:44:19 GMT 11

Post by Miska on May 20, 2005 22:24:05 GMT 11

Post by Gambit on May 21, 2005 0:03:41 GMT 11