Innle
Gypsy
I wonder where the nearest McDonalds is...
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Post by Innle on Apr 16, 2005 14:14:32 GMT 11
OK people, a little guideline before we start:
You cannot kill/mortally wound a character OTHER THAN YOURSELF unless they agree to it.
Here it goes.... the story officially begins again..... ;D
*It was a dark and stormy night at Arieo Hill, and the Innle clones are growing restless...*
Clone #3: *sneezes* Mean Innle, had to leave us out in this boring old storm while SHE got to go feasting with the Queen!
Clone #2: *at #1* #1!!!!! What are you doing over there??
#3: Let 'er freeze to death! Who cares about that wuss anyway!
#1: *searching* I can't find my OMO!!!
#2: Yeah! Who cares about that wuss!
#3: I'm the tough one! Your just sposed to be my passive cronie!
#2: Shut up!
#3: No you shut up!
#1: Must... have.... OMO
#2: Why is Innle taking so long to get back??
*Just then, a mysterious rider comes galloping towards the castle...*
Who is this mysterious rider??
Where has Innle got to?
Where is #1's OMO gone??
What flavour ice-cream are they serving in the castle???
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Post by Kaylan-R on Apr 22, 2005 20:48:28 GMT 11
OK people, a little guideline before we start: You cannot kill/mortally wound a character OTHER THAN YOURSELF unless they agree to it. Here it goes.... the story officially begins again..... ;D *It was a dark and stormy night at Arieo Hill, and the Innle clones are growing restless...* Clone #3: *sneezes* Mean Innle, had to leave us out in this boring old storm while SHE got to go feasting with the Queen! Clone #2: *at #1* #1!!!!! What are you doing over there?? #3: Let 'er freeze to death! Who cares about that wuss anyway! #1: *searching* I can't find my OMO!!! #2: Yeah! Who cares about that wuss! #3: I'm the tough one! Your just sposed to be my passive cronie! #2: Shut up! #3: No you shut up! #1: Must... have.... OMO #2: Why is Innle taking so long to get back?? *Just then, a mysterious rider comes galloping towards the castle...* Who is this mysterious rider?? Where has Innle got to? Where is #1's OMO gone?? What flavour ice-cream are they serving in the castle??? I am the mysterious rider. Kaylan - oh,hold you there! Where should you be?? clone #3 - oh,Arieo hill !.And where shall you be? Kaylan - That is my buisnesss,for I am the mysterious ruler in the castle.And I say;GO HOME!!!!!!! clone #3 - Go home?  ?!!!!! You can not tell me to go home! Kaylan - oh yes I can.Wait - who are those men hiding behind that fat horse?? There are ten in all!!! clone #3 - they are spirits.Spirits of the horse!! Kaylan - Do not mock me!! And she tranquilised the clone who set of an alarm - signal - thingy that killed all of the other clones. Kaylan - hmm,I guese I better move on to the castle!! and that's all I've got.Can someone finish it for me??!! |
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Innle
Gypsy
I wonder where the nearest McDonalds is...
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Post by Innle on Apr 23, 2005 15:34:57 GMT 11
Clone #3: *reminds Kaylan that clones aren't affected by tranquillser* Kill me not Lady Kaylan, because I am an immortal being *Cackles evily*What is your business at the castle? Kaylan: My business is my own! Clone #2: Have you see our master? Same height and age as us??? In fact, she looks exactly like us! Clone #3: Gee, I would have never have guessed! Clone #2: Shuddup! Clone #1: *Sees box of omo in the window of the laundry room* Can you see the light? ? Can you SEE THE LIGHT? *does backflips and trys to bust window* Kaylan: I shall be off now! Clone #3: *bows mockingly* Just then, a piercing scream is heard from the castle... |
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Post by Arien on Apr 23, 2005 15:58:57 GMT 11
Meanwhile, inside Queen Arieo's castle....
Queen Arieo: More omo, Innle? 
Innle: Don't mind if i do! *sips at cup*
A piercing scream is heard from the direction of the kitchen, causing Queen Arieo to spill the contents of her teapot all over a nearby toaster, which short circuits and manages to black out the whole castle
Queen Arieo: ...
Innle: gasp! That scream was Rilla's!
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Post by HeartoftheDarkness on Apr 23, 2005 16:50:26 GMT 11
In the kitchen...Rilla: Aaaaargh!  *light fizzles out*Lord Frankie, the Spiteful Meddler: muahaha!! I wonder how Queen Arieo will remain a good host, when she doesnt have any food to serve!!!  *dun dun duuuuh*Rilla: You're so evil that i can hardly describe it! Lord Frankie: Well, I try Meanwhile...
*Queen Arieo and Innle are staggering around in the darkness* Innle: *walking into a gellatinous cube* Ouch! Mmm, gellatinous Arien: Funny, I've lived here so long, yet i cant remember which direction the kitchen is Nor can i remember how this marsipan frog named George came to be on my head George: Hi
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Gambit
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yay. tis me
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Post by Gambit on Apr 23, 2005 20:58:52 GMT 11
Arien: Ye gods, it talks! George: of course i talk(ribbit) if i didnt talk, then how could i be in this story? random mime: mimes out directions to kitchen Arien:ah, thanks mime: you're welcome.....oh soddit |
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Miky
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you sass that hoopy ford prefect, htere's a frood who really knows where his towel is
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Post by Miky on Apr 23, 2005 20:58:57 GMT 11
El Mikyado: 8Runs in sword drawn* I am here to rescue u!
Everyone: we dont nedd rescuing!
Elmikyado: then i am here to eat icream... *eats icecream and makes mess*
Maid: why u little.... *shakes fist
El Mikyado: uh... m,y work here is done... if u ever need another heroic task done just call.... *steals off into the night*
Everyone: freak....
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Post by Arien on Apr 23, 2005 23:53:05 GMT 11
Narrator: As Queen Arieo and Innle staggered in the general direction of the kitchen, an almighty crash was heard from outside...
El Mikyado: *seen tangled up between a garden-hose and a peculiarly bent shovel* hm...seems the night i stole off into turned out to be a garden shed .... eh?
*looks out shed window and spies a near-by table which is inhabited by a group of garden gnomes with briefcases*
Lou the gnome: ...*shifty eyes* I've got the money...now where are the goods?!
Shifty gnome #2: All in good time, Lou..all in good time... *takes puff of cigar*
...*sees El Mikyado*
An intruder! Quick, before she uncovers our illegal goldfish smuggling ring!
El Mikyado: ..illegal goldfish smuggling ring? i thought this was a meeting for the unofficial fanclub of...LOOK A DISTRACTION!
Narrator: Meanwhile, back inside the castle...
Arien: *stumbling around in the darkness*
George: ...i feel seasick 
Rilla: *yells* HEEEEEELP!!!
Innle: Those urgent cries for help are coming from that direction! *stabs finger through the air and pokes Arien in the eye*
Queen Arieo and her faithful messenger Innle arrive in the kitchens, but alas, they're too late to stop The Spiteful Meddler's spiteful and meddling plans!
Lord Frankie: Muahahaha!! *disappears in a puff of smoke...or at least tries to*
*cough cough cough*
...*swirls cape* um...that was just part of the effect..here's my REAL get away!!
...*reaches into cape* 
All: *gasp, stand waiting in anticipation..*
Lord Frankie: *pulls out cell phone* Hi, can i get a taxi?
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Post by Timm on Apr 24, 2005 15:43:12 GMT 11
The Royal Emoticon rolls up to proboards, and then stops. Because proboards don't have the rolling smiley. Royal Emoticon: Royal Emoticon then changes. Lord Frankie, smoking is bad for you! I hope your lungs fill up with tar and airline fuel and die! *Princess Mandi appears from nowhere, in a taxi, and runs over Lord Frankie* |
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Post by HeartoftheDarkness on Apr 24, 2005 16:47:03 GMT 11
*lying on floor*Eeeeurgh..... Princess Mandi: Whoops! *gets out of taxi and leaves room*Lord Frankie: .....little help? There seems to be a wheel on my neck...  Queen Arieo:....I wonder whats on National Geographic tonight  Rilla: I hope its something with gazelles Royal Emoticon:  All: Oh, Royal Emoticon  hahaha!
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Gambit
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yay. tis me
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Post by Gambit on Apr 24, 2005 18:17:30 GMT 11
delivery person: excuse me, we have a special delivery for a *checks shhe* Royal Emoticon? Yes, thats you? ok sign here Royal Emoticon: Finally, my new throne has arrived. I think i'll put it right here in the middle of the room |
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Miky
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you sass that hoopy ford prefect, htere's a frood who really knows where his towel is
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Post by Miky on Apr 24, 2005 19:15:17 GMT 11
El Mikyado: *burts in* Do u need any help? i did just uncover a gold fixh smuggling ring *looks proud Flying fish: i am too young to die! *hits El mikyado in back of head ElMikyado: Hey! *they duel until the sunset comes in* |
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Innle
Gypsy
I wonder where the nearest McDonalds is...
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Post by Innle on Apr 24, 2005 19:33:42 GMT 11
Narrator: Well, Innle and Arieo stumbled round in the dark, Rilla screamed until she was hoarse, Royal Emoticon accepts a mystery delivery, ElMikyado and the fish duel, and George is seasick everywhere....
Innle: OK everyone, stay carm and the situation will soon be under control!
Rilla: *SCREAMS*
Arieo: How embarrassing l for a queen of my social status to have a complete power blackout!!!!
Innle: OK everyone, feel your way to the nearest wall!
Rilla: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Innle: Shuddup Rilla! Deep breaths now, in and out...
Narrator: Just then, an almighty bang is heard from Royal Emoticon's room...
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Post by Arien on Apr 25, 2005 1:43:46 GMT 11
Royal Emoticon:
Rilla: *screams extra loud*
Innle: oh, will you shut up?!
Meanwhile, in Royal Emoticon's room...
Innle Clone #3: *lying on royal emoticon's bedroom floor* I think i've had a breakthrough
Innle Clone #2: *jumps in through the window and lands on #3* excellent
Clone #3:
Clone #1: *sniffs about for omo* Oh...it's so close... 
The Innle clones get up and stumble towards the room door...yet Clone #2 stays behind...
Clone #3: ...#2, are you coming?!
Clone #2: *looks at the floor* Guys, there's something i need to tell you...
Clone #1: oh lud, she only has 12 hours to live!
Clone #3: Nope, she lost all our life savings in an underground gambling house
#1: 12 hours to live!
#3: lost our life savings!
#2: well, actually, i've decided to turn to the dark side Apparently they have cookies, and i've been wanting to come up with a diabolical world-domination plan for ages. Hope you don't mind
#3: *hits #2 over the head with a gopher* Are you insane?!
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Post by Timm on Apr 25, 2005 15:01:35 GMT 11
Royal Emoticon: All: Oh, Royal Emoticon hahaha! LMFAO! It sounds so stupid  OMO: LUVUALL! Frankie: Silly impromptu washing powder! Royal Emoticon: |
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Innle
Gypsy
I wonder where the nearest McDonalds is...
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Post by Innle on Apr 25, 2005 16:56:42 GMT 11
Clone #2: No I'm not crazy actually, I need a bit of individualism... you guys are crampin' my style!
Clone #3: What style?
Clone #1: *eats omo thoughtfully*
Clone #2: Where did you get the gopher from anyway?
Clone #3: It just appeared from that box over in the corner....
Narrator: All of a sudden, the delivery parcel lights up in a spectrum of colours...
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Post by HeartoftheDarkness on May 16, 2005 14:33:30 GMT 11
Clones : Ooooooh! Delivery Parcel: *growing more and more bright*Clone #2: ....how long is this going to take? Clone #3: I dunno.....want to go get some cake? Clone #2: ........ok, why not They walk out of the room, leaving Clone #1 behind...Clone #1: OMO!!!! Miraculously, a box of Omo appears on bedside llamaClone #1 Yay!! *box of Omo is trampled by an invisible herd of miniature elephants*Clone #1: ........ok o_0. Oh. *clears throat* Nooooooooooooooooo! Meanwhile in living room.....Arieo: Ouch! Did something heavy just run past, or was it just my paranoid schizophrenia? In the kitchen.....Lord Frankie: Eereergh..... *crawling slowly from beneath taxi* |
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Post by HeartoftheDarkness on May 19, 2005 15:42:29 GMT 11
....hello? Can someone possibly airlift this to SR Plus?  It seems terribly abused |
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?!!!!! You can not tell me to go home!
hahaha!
It seems terribly abused