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Post by Ness on Apr 5, 2005 0:03:40 GMT 11
i was wondering through some webpages when i came to one about stupid criminals www.crazycriminals.com/ One of them happens t0 be particullary spooky... look at the names! An Australian man accused of murdering his wife can't seem to get his story straight. June Mathew, John Rushton's second wife, testified that Rushton told her his first wife died of a heart attack, ran off with a Baptist minister after committing 55 acts of adultery, and drowned after being washed overboard. Rushton also claimed he was a nuclear physicist, a naval commander, and had been knighted for saving the Queen's life. Mathew, who was married to Rushton for five years, believed him because he was a "good talker..." but those pesky microtremors finally gave him away... what do u make of that?
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Post by Dark One on Apr 5, 2005 2:47:25 GMT 11
Maybe Elspeth got bored of him, committed adultery and ran?
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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Apr 5, 2005 10:53:06 GMT 11
and rushton married matthew.
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Post by ~Dani~ on Apr 5, 2005 11:17:51 GMT 11
This is just getting wrong
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Post by Miska on Apr 5, 2005 11:51:28 GMT 11
lol real life slash....
well i think it mite be because elf ran off with dameon as she reaslied she loved him more then rushton. rushton got made and set out on a revengestreek. but not to too much success for gettin elf bak
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Post by Min on Apr 5, 2005 12:24:46 GMT 11
I love it!! "Rushton's second wife, testified that Rushton told her his first wife died of a heart attack, ran off with a Baptist minister after committing 55 acts of adultery, and drowned after being washed overboard. Rushton also claimed he was a nuclear physicist, a naval commander, and had been knighted for saving the Queen's life. Mathew, who was married to Rushton for five years, believed him because he was a "good talker..." but those pesky microtremors finally gave him away... "
That's so hilarious!!! Poor Rushton & Matthew though...!
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Post by Rilla on Apr 5, 2005 13:27:35 GMT 11
*bursts out laughing* Ahhh... Rushton and Matthew... ;D
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Post by ~Dani~ on Apr 5, 2005 14:41:35 GMT 11
I think I have read a fanfic with Matty and Rushton involved like that (I didn't write it!)
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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Apr 5, 2005 15:57:42 GMT 11
yer, i think i've read it too... *thinking*
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Post by Gambit on Apr 5, 2005 18:04:23 GMT 11
...20 years later NIG: I have it all: what? NIG: nope, sorry, false alarm
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Post by Brownie on Apr 5, 2005 19:20:24 GMT 11
That gave me a chuckle!
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Post by Dark One on Apr 5, 2005 20:25:14 GMT 11
I love it!! "Rushton's second wife, testified that Rushton told her his first wife died of a heart attack, ran off with a Baptist minister after committing 55 acts of adultery, and drowned after being washed overboard. Rushton also claimed he was a nuclear physicist, a naval commander, and had been knighted for saving the Queen's life. Mathew, who was married to Rushton for five years, believed him because he was a "good talker..." but those pesky microtremors finally gave him away... " That's so hilarious!!! Poor Rushton & Matthew though...! PMSL!!! You should write a new fanfic based on this!
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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Apr 6, 2005 11:38:18 GMT 11
...20 years later NIG: I have it all: what? NIG: nope, sorry, false alarm everyone bags me *wipes tear from eye* ok, i'm over it now!
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