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Lix
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ouch Mar 14, 2005 15:34:40 GMT 11

Post by Lix on Mar 14, 2005 15:34:40 GMT 11

i started a new job today and wouldnt u know it, i siced my finger open and since im a two finger typist usually, i cant type properly, plus i cant write with a pen

its so unfair on a bloody pizza wheel of all things (well it was certainly bloodyby the time id finished with it)

A witch? that would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!

Talmina Wanderer Ward See I am an angel![x=talmina] Posts: 2,207	ouch Mar 14, 2005 15:51:41 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Talmina on Mar 14, 2005 15:51:41 GMT 11 grugs lix thats not good, stupid pizza wheels
	if more than half of him became synthetics, could he legally be declared dead? would he ever walk into a prosthetics manufaturing plant and cry, "mother!"

Sundown Gypsy 42...It's the answer to everything... 6x7...how many holidays do you want... Posts: 385	ouch Mar 14, 2005 17:10:43 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sundown on Mar 14, 2005 17:10:43 GMT 11 I hope they charged extra for the pizza No pizza's worth that much sacrifice commiserations on the non-typability.
	Last Edit: Mar 14, 2005 17:11:18 GMT 11 by Sundown Have you ever had a dream, that you were so sure was real? If you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference

HeartoftheDarkness Guardian Now with Minty Flavour He who laughs last, thinks slowest[x=aeleson_mystic] Posts: 12,983	ouch Mar 14, 2005 17:16:27 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by HeartoftheDarkness on Mar 14, 2005 17:16:27 GMT 11 oh no, Lix! How bad is it?! I hope it doesnt hurt much plots doom against all pizzawheels Curse their slicey-ness!
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Kitten Guildmember Intelligence is knowing that tomato is not a vegetable. Wisdom is leaving it out of the fruit salad Posts: 1,119	ouch Mar 14, 2005 17:39:04 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kitten on Mar 14, 2005 17:39:04 GMT 11 puts a plaster and a teacosy and some salt...okay maybe not salt...anyway, puts a plaster and a teacosy on Elixa's finger There, all better!

Ness Dreamweaver Guildmistress [x=dwarfness] Posts: 1,619	ouch Mar 14, 2005 17:44:24 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Ness on Mar 14, 2005 17:44:24 GMT 11 that sounds really painful!! poor u!! but u know for someone who cant type properly ur doing a good job...

Elspeth Guardian Ashlings' Guilden Farseekers' Guildmistress[x=katiefoolery] Posts: 6,146	ouch Mar 14, 2005 19:14:38 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Elspeth on Mar 14, 2005 19:14:38 GMT 11 Ow! But where's the picture? Although, come to think of it, my imagination's providing a good enough picture as it is. Hope it heals soon.
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Lix Mystic Guildmistress Posts: 4,599	ouch Mar 14, 2005 19:15:28 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lix on Mar 14, 2005 19:15:28 GMT 11 salt? oooooooowwwwwwwwww! it'll be alright, my body heals pretty quickly from cuts, prolly vcoz i worked in a deli for 4 years
	A witch? that would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!

Marija Gypsy Posts: 660	ouch Mar 14, 2005 19:35:01 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Marija on Mar 14, 2005 19:35:01 GMT 11 kisses Lix's finger better

Squarmi Guildmember Friendships more lasting than love and more legal than stalking. Posts: 1,811	ouch Mar 14, 2005 21:00:24 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Squarmi on Mar 14, 2005 21:00:24 GMT 11 Owie!! I hope it's better soon. grugs Squarmi
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Cat-Eyes
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ouch Mar 14, 2005 22:20:57 GMT 11

Post by Cat-Eyes on Mar 14, 2005 22:20:57 GMT 11

one of my leaders (in fact, my group leader's daughter) cut the end of her pinky off at the MRM last time we were there when she ws cutitng up tomatoes... It was very funny... In a not kind of way...

God I hate this keyboard. I'm not on the main computer, I'm on this dodgy one dad got from work because I'm supposedly doing my RE assignment. Anyway, point is the keyboard and especailly the mouse suck. And are horridly dirty...

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Kitten
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ouch Mar 16, 2005 17:19:54 GMT 11

Post by Kitten on Mar 16, 2005 17:19:54 GMT 11

Cat-Eyes said:

one of my leaders (in fact, my group leader's daughter) cut the end of her pinky off at the MRM last time we were there when she ws cutitng up tomatoes... It was very funny... In a not kind of way...

I don't see how it was funny at all

One of the teachers at youth group cut the end of one of his fingers off. I wouldn't have been so bad except that he was cutting onions and the onion juice got all over the end of his finger. owww!

Never Undressing Sneer Rebel GO Mystics!! Posts: 2,696	ouch Mar 16, 2005 18:21:26 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Mar 16, 2005 18:21:26 GMT 11 my brother almost chopped his finger off (from i second knuckle) when he was 10.

Lix Mystic Guildmistress Posts: 4,599	ouch Mar 16, 2005 19:04:07 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lix on Mar 16, 2005 19:04:07 GMT 11 finger is much better today i can type with it but i cant write with it yet sadly it'll be alright tho but feel free to continue using this for gorey stories
	A witch? that would explain how these boots magically appeared on my feet!

Kitten
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ouch Mar 17, 2005 15:14:01 GMT 11

Post by Kitten on Mar 17, 2005 15:14:01 GMT 11

Elixa's finger is better! ;D *dances*

This isn't really a gory story and I have posted it before but I will post it again;

Once when I was about 11 I had to get a filling because one of my teeth was deformed. The denist person put a needle in my mouth but she didn't tell me what she was doing. I thought that she had stuck her fingernail in me by accident and hadn't noticed. I didn't say anything though because I figured she'd probably be rather embarressed if she knew. Also because she had her hand in my mouth. I was quite suprised though when my mouth went numb. I finally figured it out a few days later.

Unykorn
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ouch Mar 17, 2005 15:45:19 GMT 11

Post by Unykorn on Mar 17, 2005 15:45:19 GMT 11

My sister's friend's brother was chopping vegetables and he chopped off the tip of a thumb... then it flew off onto the floor and the dog nearly ate it

Well, by 'nearly' ate it, I mean sniffed at it and then went away, but i think nearly ate it sounds much better!

Thinking of your finger, Elixa,
~Unykorn~

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~Dani~ Mage OMG im a mage!! Posts: 5,904	ouch Mar 17, 2005 16:17:30 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ~Dani~ on Mar 17, 2005 16:17:30 GMT 11 Wow!! Thats disgusting Unykorn
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Unykorn Guildmember Starbuck & Apollo Posts: 1,428	ouch Mar 17, 2005 16:37:10 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Unykorn on Mar 17, 2005 16:37:10 GMT 11 yeah, it sure is! ;D (Don't ask me why I'm grinning)
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Pink Pirate from Venus Gypsy Savvy? Posts: 536	ouch Mar 17, 2005 18:03:12 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pink Pirate from Venus on Mar 17, 2005 18:03:12 GMT 11 [glow=purple,2,300]My granny and her brother where trying to chop potatoes with an axe (for some reason) and he chooped her pinkie off Major ouchie [/glow]
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Volcom Gypsy Posts: 301	ouch Mar 19, 2005 3:37:54 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Volcom on Mar 19, 2005 3:37:54 GMT 11 THAT HURT

Kitten Guildmember Intelligence is knowing that tomato is not a vegetable. Wisdom is leaving it out of the fruit salad Posts: 1,119	ouch Mar 19, 2005 10:34:30 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kitten on Mar 19, 2005 10:34:30 GMT 11 Volcom said: THAT HURT What hurt?

Arien Guardian Dreamweaver Ward :)[x=arieo] Posts: 13,275	ouch Mar 19, 2005 10:46:29 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Arien on Mar 19, 2005 10:46:29 GMT 11 Argh! Lix, you poor thing..oww... I think Volcom meant that Ruby's gran cutting her pinky off hurt, Kitten

Kitten Guildmember Intelligence is knowing that tomato is not a vegetable. Wisdom is leaving it out of the fruit salad Posts: 1,119	ouch Mar 19, 2005 10:50:50 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kitten on Mar 19, 2005 10:50:50 GMT 11 oh okay, I just didn't quite understand because unless Volcom was Ruby's grandmother why would she say that it hurt? "That would have hurt." would have made more sense but it's okay; I understand now

Natally Rebel Do that cucumber jive! Posts: 3,564	ouch Mar 22, 2005 20:41:55 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Natally on Mar 22, 2005 20:41:55 GMT 11 poor lix. and those poor people who had bad experiences with axes and vegatbles

Kitten Guildmember Intelligence is knowing that tomato is not a vegetable. Wisdom is leaving it out of the fruit salad Posts: 1,119	ouch Mar 25, 2005 7:47:42 GMT 11 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kitten on Mar 25, 2005 7:47:42 GMT 11 :oARGGGH!! It's attacking!!

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