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Post by Kaylan-R on Mar 6, 2005 13:30:15 GMT 11
Q - Why did the pirate cross the road  A - So he could get to the second - hand shop! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahha.... OK,I'm over it.Next joke. Q - Why did the dinasaur cross the road? A - What road? ??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha... Oww!! My tonsils hurt! |
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Post by Kitten on Mar 6, 2005 13:43:14 GMT 11
The second joke was kind of funny but what does it have to do with your tonsils?
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Post by ~Dani~ on Mar 6, 2005 14:22:03 GMT 11
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Post by Lol on Mar 6, 2005 14:39:56 GMT 11
What do you get when you feed a dinosaur chocolate?
Jurassic plaque
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Post by Arien on Mar 6, 2005 14:42:26 GMT 11
hehehe, second hand shop...jurassic plaque...i like it ;D
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Post by Lix on Mar 7, 2005 12:04:20 GMT 11
have you heard about the lastest pirate movie?
it's rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Post by Vespertine on Mar 7, 2005 12:21:57 GMT 11
HAHAHAHA. That's a crack-up. Especially the jurassic plaque one. ;D
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Post by Brownie on Mar 7, 2005 14:32:26 GMT 11
They are really good!
One i heard (doesn't really have anyhting to do with dinasuars or pirates but o well)
Q: Why did the boy fall of his bike?
A: someone threw a fridge at him!
I luv bad jokes!!! ;D
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Mar 7, 2005 16:10:18 GMT 11
It's girl and it comes after the koala joke in the fridge sequence! You obviously haven't been on a major high around a campfire with me!
The fridge sequence (there are various versions of this, especially the koala joke):
Why did the first koala fal out of the tree?
It let go
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It wanted to ask the first what happened
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
It wanted to be cool
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure
Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?
A fridge fell out of the sky
Why did the kangaroo die?
5 koalas and a fridge fell on it
Why did the girl fall off her bike?
Someone threw a fridge at her
A girl goes up to her Mum and askes "mum, why is my name Rose?"
her mum replies saying "because when you were a baby roses fell on you head"
Her sister then asks "Mum, why is my name Petal?"
Her mum replies "Because when you were a baby petals fell on your head"
In the background a "mppphhffffnui;nju" is heard. "Shut up, Fridge."
;D
Also good is the animal kingdom, and conductor jokes... But they workbetter the more sugar you've had.
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Post by Miky on Mar 7, 2005 18:09:13 GMT 11
hehehe...
What do you call a prehistoric pig?
jurassic pork!
what do you do if u see a spaceman?
park in it?
what do u call a bunch of dinosours looking for a car space?
jurassic parking
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Post by Kaylan-R on Mar 16, 2005 21:05:50 GMT 11
Dani_rox,you're right.I laughed so hard that I wet my pants.
OK,now that's too far a and just gross.
Why do I wright what I am thinking??
*Shrugs*
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Post by Kaylan-R on Mar 16, 2005 21:07:39 GMT 11
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Post by Kaylan-R on Mar 16, 2005 21:08:35 GMT 11
I mean P a N t s,Lud,I hate censoring!!!!!!
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