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Post by Miska on Feb 3, 2005 11:34:58 GMT 11
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. “I’m to young to die,” she wails. Then she yells. “well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me fell like a WOMAN!?”<br>For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. The all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then a greek man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
…one button at a time
….no one moves
….he removes his shirt
…muscles ripple across his chest
…she gasps…<br>
…he whispers
…. “iron this.”<br>
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Post by shadowoutcast on Feb 3, 2005 13:15:26 GMT 11
Having an active imagination doesn't help when the joke sound like something else... Love the last line of it nice find ;D
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Post by Miska on Feb 3, 2005 13:46:09 GMT 11
lol i no wat u mean Shadow outcast! i was the same! and boy did i enjoy that last line hehehe
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Post by Rilla on Feb 3, 2005 15:55:50 GMT 11
lol! thats funny! ;D
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Post by Brownie on Feb 3, 2005 20:41:09 GMT 11
*rolls around floor, thumping fist to the ground and clutching ribs while letting of the most ear spliting cackle you have ever heard*
I love it!!!!!
Brownei
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Post by Arien on Feb 3, 2005 21:42:03 GMT 11
Hahaha, i love it ;D Wasn't expecting that last line
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Post by Cat-Eyes on Feb 3, 2005 21:44:12 GMT 11
Great joke!
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Post by Miska on Feb 3, 2005 22:13:39 GMT 11
Hahaha, i love it ;D Wasn't expecting that last line i no hey! and wats the best is its sooooooo typical greek male! hehehe
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Post by HeartoftheDarkness on Feb 3, 2005 22:33:44 GMT 11
Tello me about it I love it too! ;D
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Post by Monster on Feb 5, 2005 0:51:34 GMT 11
i love the way it messes with your expectations
Omega
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Post by Brownie on Feb 6, 2005 18:54:33 GMT 11
I told it to my frinends and only one of them laughed O well! I'll get someone else to laugh at jokes I tell!
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Post by ~Dani~ on Feb 6, 2005 20:18:45 GMT 11
That was such a cool joke
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Post by Kaylan r on Mar 3, 2005 18:09:57 GMT 11
That was pretty good,though I didn't laugh. *sighs* oh well,keep 'em comming![shadow=red,left,300]TEXT[/shadow]
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Post by ~Dani~ on Mar 3, 2005 18:27:04 GMT 11
Love the text
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Post by Vespertine on Mar 4, 2005 12:31:56 GMT 11
HAHAHAHA... At first I didn't know what to think, but then... LOL ;D
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Post by Ashta on Mar 4, 2005 16:22:04 GMT 11
I've heard it before.... but its a great joke!
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