Post by Dameon on Sept 14, 2004 12:14:06 GMT 11
I don't know what came over me! But this just came into my head and I couldn't rest until I'd written it all down.
Rest assured, I've already slapped myself, so none of you need do it. Okay, picture this scene:
You're watching TV, when suddenly that d**n ad comes on again
VOICEOVER: Coming soon to a theatre near you:
CAPTION: OBERNEWTYN.NET!
VOICEOVER: The critically acclaimed musical smash hit about a bunch of people who hang around an internet fanclub with nothing better to do.
Featuring all the hit musical numbers.
CAPTION: Poking Timm
All the cast on stage, singing to a fast moving swing tune, as they poke Timm with hugely exaggerated, camp movements.
ALL: We'll poke Timm in the stomach
We'll poke Timm in the arm
We'll poke him the legs
Cos it's not doing any harm
CAPTION: EDR
Min and Glynnavyre on stage, to a rocking 50s tune.
GLYNNAVRYE: Let's head out for some EDR
It's Min and Glynn on the list so far
MIN: Let's head out for some revelry
Pick you up at seven, it's just you and me!
CAPTION: Sydney on Sunday
Sydney Misfits on stage, singing to a sweet melody with little to no accompaniment.
ELIXA: Let's meet up in Sydney on Sunday
I know that we'll have such a fun day
MISKA: Let's converge from all over the Nation
And meet up at Grand Central Station
MARIA: Who care's if we have rotten weather
At least we will all be together
ALL: You know that we'll have such a fun day
When we meet in Sydney on Sunday
VOICEOVER: The ARIA award winning "The Destroyer"
All Misfits on stage, singing/shouting to a dramatic tune, with cymbals and tubas.
MIN: It's Matty I say! Don't get in my way!
YVETTE: Back off, my friend! It's Daffyd in the end!
BRYDIE: Why can't you see! Elspeth it will be!
VOICEOVER: The country classic, "The Debate"
KSL, Elspethseeker, Talisha and Arien on stage, with soft country music
ARIEN: Will you look at those fools, blinded to what we can see
TALISHA: Rushton is the man for Elf, it's simple as can be
BOTH: Why do they hate Rushie? Why must they be so cruel?
Why does Kayt keep vomiting? Why is Elfseeker such a fool?
ELSPETHSEEKER: I'll never understand it. They're all completely thick
KAYT: Now they've said the R Word, I'm going to be sick!
BOTH: Dameon, we call on you, help us win our fight
Show them who's the better man, make them see the light
VOICEOVER: Also available, the complete Stage Cast soundtrack, featuring all new versions of your favourites.
CAPTION: It's a Boy!
Shadow Outcast and Timm onstage. A jaunty sea-shanty type tune
SO: We're Carmody fanatics
TIMM: We're fans of the OC
SO: There's not another boy in sight
TIMM: There's only you and me
CAPTION: The Midnight Spam
Certain naughty Misfits appear on stage, and sing to a big band.
ALL: It's midnight on the message board
It's time to go to bed
But I think I'll talk til 2am
And spam away instead
CAPTION: The Library
The Misfits frequenting the library on stage to a boppy big band tune
BUNEATER: I wanna throw a pineapple at
ALL: Keira Knightley!
BRYDIE: I'm loving Pride and Prejudice and
ALL: Mr. Darcy!
NATALLY: Can you recommend a book?
ALL: Try the OC!
Camp laughter
CAPTION: Party in the Dining Hall
All Misfits on stage, with a loud, boppy number.
ALL: Party in the Dining Hall
Come along, come one, come all
MEGANA: Swallow, where is my Tim Tam?
BOBBI: Check it out, guys, no more spam!
MIN: Brydda, have you seen my cup?
GLYNNAVYRE: PMSL, I crack me up!
MISKA: Told you guys this would be fun
KAYT: I'm in love with everyone!
CAPTION: And all you favourites
Words roll up a blank screen, listing the names of songs, among them, the following:
Beloved Persimmon
Bananas Go Smoosh
How Old is Dragon?
In the background, is a loud, huge finale type song, with all Misfits singing.
ALL: Dameon and Rushton
Solen versus Bleyd
Sensible discussion
The quote game being played
Another meet in Sydney
Marriage to a persimmon
It's all at Obernewtyn net!
AND WE'RE ALL HA-VING FUUUUUUUN!!!!
I know! I know!
I should be shot!
I apologise too to anyone who didn't get a line. These were just events I could remember at 11:00 last night, so I apologise to anyone who'd like a line. But you could write your own song...
KSL
Rest assured, I've already slapped myself, so none of you need do it. Okay, picture this scene:
You're watching TV, when suddenly that d**n ad comes on again
VOICEOVER: Coming soon to a theatre near you:
CAPTION: OBERNEWTYN.NET!
VOICEOVER: The critically acclaimed musical smash hit about a bunch of people who hang around an internet fanclub with nothing better to do.
Featuring all the hit musical numbers.
CAPTION: Poking Timm
All the cast on stage, singing to a fast moving swing tune, as they poke Timm with hugely exaggerated, camp movements.
ALL: We'll poke Timm in the stomach
We'll poke Timm in the arm
We'll poke him the legs
Cos it's not doing any harm
CAPTION: EDR
Min and Glynnavyre on stage, to a rocking 50s tune.
GLYNNAVRYE: Let's head out for some EDR
It's Min and Glynn on the list so far
MIN: Let's head out for some revelry
Pick you up at seven, it's just you and me!
CAPTION: Sydney on Sunday
Sydney Misfits on stage, singing to a sweet melody with little to no accompaniment.
ELIXA: Let's meet up in Sydney on Sunday
I know that we'll have such a fun day
MISKA: Let's converge from all over the Nation
And meet up at Grand Central Station
MARIA: Who care's if we have rotten weather
At least we will all be together
ALL: You know that we'll have such a fun day
When we meet in Sydney on Sunday
VOICEOVER: The ARIA award winning "The Destroyer"
All Misfits on stage, singing/shouting to a dramatic tune, with cymbals and tubas.
MIN: It's Matty I say! Don't get in my way!
YVETTE: Back off, my friend! It's Daffyd in the end!
BRYDIE: Why can't you see! Elspeth it will be!
VOICEOVER: The country classic, "The Debate"
KSL, Elspethseeker, Talisha and Arien on stage, with soft country music
ARIEN: Will you look at those fools, blinded to what we can see
TALISHA: Rushton is the man for Elf, it's simple as can be
BOTH: Why do they hate Rushie? Why must they be so cruel?
Why does Kayt keep vomiting? Why is Elfseeker such a fool?
ELSPETHSEEKER: I'll never understand it. They're all completely thick
KAYT: Now they've said the R Word, I'm going to be sick!
BOTH: Dameon, we call on you, help us win our fight
Show them who's the better man, make them see the light
VOICEOVER: Also available, the complete Stage Cast soundtrack, featuring all new versions of your favourites.
CAPTION: It's a Boy!
Shadow Outcast and Timm onstage. A jaunty sea-shanty type tune
SO: We're Carmody fanatics
TIMM: We're fans of the OC
SO: There's not another boy in sight
TIMM: There's only you and me
CAPTION: The Midnight Spam
Certain naughty Misfits appear on stage, and sing to a big band.
ALL: It's midnight on the message board
It's time to go to bed
But I think I'll talk til 2am
And spam away instead
CAPTION: The Library
The Misfits frequenting the library on stage to a boppy big band tune
BUNEATER: I wanna throw a pineapple at
ALL: Keira Knightley!
BRYDIE: I'm loving Pride and Prejudice and
ALL: Mr. Darcy!
NATALLY: Can you recommend a book?
ALL: Try the OC!
Camp laughter
CAPTION: Party in the Dining Hall
All Misfits on stage, with a loud, boppy number.
ALL: Party in the Dining Hall
Come along, come one, come all
MEGANA: Swallow, where is my Tim Tam?
BOBBI: Check it out, guys, no more spam!
MIN: Brydda, have you seen my cup?
GLYNNAVYRE: PMSL, I crack me up!
MISKA: Told you guys this would be fun
KAYT: I'm in love with everyone!
CAPTION: And all you favourites
Words roll up a blank screen, listing the names of songs, among them, the following:
Beloved Persimmon
Bananas Go Smoosh
How Old is Dragon?
In the background, is a loud, huge finale type song, with all Misfits singing.
ALL: Dameon and Rushton
Solen versus Bleyd
Sensible discussion
The quote game being played
Another meet in Sydney
Marriage to a persimmon
It's all at Obernewtyn net!
AND WE'RE ALL HA-VING FUUUUUUUN!!!!
I know! I know!
I should be shot!
I apologise too to anyone who didn't get a line. These were just events I could remember at 11:00 last night, so I apologise to anyone who'd like a line. But you could write your own song...
KSL
SNOOPY!!!!
why have you just volunteered me for that?!
