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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 16, 2006 21:34:31 GMT 11
fortunaley he had conjured up a mind shield because he was secretly a misfit and so when thee hillbillies tried to murder him he turned into Dani Filth and instead or killing him the hillbillies chased him around for some love making because they love Cradle Of Filth
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Post by Siryn on Sept 16, 2006 21:38:38 GMT 11
unfortunately the love making was not exactly the type he had expected and not really to his taste either.
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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 16, 2006 21:42:12 GMT 11
fortunaley some super sl*ts came and made it all better and so the hillbilly was happy, but because of this Dani Filth hacked off his balls so he wasnt a man anymore and he turned to gay porn
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Post by Siryn on Sept 16, 2006 21:54:07 GMT 11
Unfortunately, without a car, he couldnt get to the XXXX store
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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 16, 2006 22:05:07 GMT 11
fortunatley, he quickly associated himself with the gay rights community, got himself a boyfriend (who happened to be the owner of the xxxx store, and drank himself silly.
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Post by Wh|te Fyre on Sept 18, 2006 22:14:29 GMT 11
unfortunately, he passed away from alchahol poisoning
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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 19, 2006 7:29:40 GMT 11
fortunaley he had a good burial and the gay rights community didn't dig him up for "religious" reason's.
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Post by Wh|te Fyre on Sept 19, 2006 19:47:08 GMT 11
unfortunately, I did!
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Post by Siryn on Sept 22, 2006 17:30:40 GMT 11
fortunately the only tool you had was a tooth pick and by the time you dug him up he had rotted through completely and there was nothing left of him.
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Post by Wh|te Fyre on Sept 23, 2006 17:15:56 GMT 11
unfortunately, you got dirt in your nails.
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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 23, 2006 17:29:59 GMT 11
fortunatley the dirt smelled nice and so you left it there
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 24, 2006 11:57:05 GMT 11
unfortunatley you were found out and arrested
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Post by me on Sept 24, 2006 15:26:10 GMT 11
fortunately the officer was a friend from the gay rights community and let you go
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 24, 2006 16:42:18 GMT 11
unfortunatly ur friend made a deal with u to go out with another friend, who you didnt like
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Post by Siryn on Sept 24, 2006 16:57:48 GMT 11
Fortunately, a year and a half ago this other friend went through intensive plastic surgery and though you dont like them, they are now very nice to look at.
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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 24, 2006 17:37:54 GMT 11
unfortunately this friend was maulled by a dog and so they weren't very good looking anymore.
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 24, 2006 17:48:35 GMT 11
fortunately you dont go for the looks of a person
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Post by Siryn on Sept 24, 2006 19:31:18 GMT 11
Unfortunately the origional reason you didnt like this friend was due to a lack of personality on their behalf
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 24, 2006 21:05:49 GMT 11
fortunately u pulled a sicky and got out of it
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Post by Kaylan-R on Sept 25, 2006 11:47:00 GMT 11
unfortunately this caused karma which made you get hives
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 25, 2006 13:00:38 GMT 11
fortunetly there were no bees around *giggles and falls off chair* i no completely lame but i just couldnt help myself ;D
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Post by basicneeds on Sept 26, 2006 10:50:08 GMT 11
unfortunatley a bunch of bees came by to get you
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 27, 2006 13:09:46 GMT 11
fortunatley......ummm.............they were distacted by ur magically-appearred pot of honey, while u ran away
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Post by basicneeds on Sept 27, 2006 15:03:33 GMT 11
unfortunatley just as it magically appeared it magically dissapeared
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Post by craZyaNgel on Sept 27, 2006 15:13:08 GMT 11
ur making this incredibly hard..u coulda said sumthin like 'unfortunatly u tripped over in ur rush to get away' but no.... ;D
fortunetly they lost interest and flew away
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