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Post by Firefly on Apr 1, 2005 18:55:50 GMT 11
50 years later…<br>
Elspeth rings
Elspeth: hello? Hello? Atthis? I’ve been waiting for a signal for years, where are you?
Operator: The mind signal you have dialed is incorrect or unavailable, please check the signal and try again...
Elspeth: Atthis? Don’t trick me. I need you now. I am waiting for your signal! I remember 40 years ago, I am supposed to destroy some machine… I can’t remember much, I need your help! Where did you say the machine was? Quick, the destroyers on his way!
Anymore?
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Post by Miska on Apr 1, 2005 19:45:06 GMT 11
ooo i cna see that being hte start of a fan fac  hehehe...
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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Apr 7, 2005 13:16:52 GMT 11
that would be a great fan fic. you should really finish it!
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Post by ~Dani~ on Apr 7, 2005 15:20:27 GMT 11
I agree, that would make a wondeful fan fic ;D
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Post by Miky on Apr 8, 2005 17:21:21 GMT 11
I must be the worst person in the world at making jokes... umm lets see
Whats wrong with Miky?
She's got Angina
(umm that wont be funny if you didnt realise that angina is a heart condition... actually even then its not that funny)
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Post by Dameon on Apr 9, 2005 0:13:04 GMT 11
Hehehe!!!
I like that one!!!
KSL
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Post by Miky on Apr 9, 2005 9:44:10 GMT 11
quick someone else make a joke to fill the awkward silence... *somehere in the distance someone coughs*
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Post by Moonwatcher on Apr 9, 2005 11:44:39 GMT 11
mmm... ok, let me see... still thinking... What does Dameon and elf have in common? They're both blind! ummm.. not that funny but fills in the silence!  |
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Post by Firefly on Apr 9, 2005 11:58:34 GMT 11
How about...
Why did Elf cross the road cause Atthis told her 2.....
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Post by Dameon on Apr 9, 2005 12:01:18 GMT 11
The D'rekta said to his gypsies "One day Twentyfamilies and halfbreeds will be together as one"
And one smart gypsy called "I find that a little hard to Swallow"
Get it? It's a pune, or play on words.
KSL
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Post by Moonwatcher on Apr 9, 2005 12:02:05 GMT 11
Good one! hehehe ;D
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Post by Miky on Apr 9, 2005 14:39:09 GMT 11
Ha! you are all soooo funny... lets try another one...ummmm...
Elspeth becomes paranoid after too many years of waiting...
Dameon; loook at this
Elspeth jumpedly: atthis who told you about atthis, secrets too many secrets, look at the sky hahaha
Dameon: I said look at this not look atthis
Elspeth: i see *runs away*
geese that was a bad joke even for me. Tried to do a poun but it didnt work, not like that swallow one it was great!
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Post by Brownie on Apr 9, 2005 16:34:10 GMT 11
He, he! Some local clown we have here!
Hmmm, I could try a joke, but I can't think of one...*starts thinking really really really hard*
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Post by Swallow on Apr 9, 2005 17:36:14 GMT 11
Oh lord, this is lame....
How many Futuretellers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they took care of it long before you thought to do it.....
Oh that is lame
How many Rushton's does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, he just holds onto it, and the world rotates....
This is up there with Clare's cow joke....
I don;t think i should do anymore... i'm getting the one person coughing in the crowd silence too....
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Post by Miky on Apr 10, 2005 19:34:56 GMT 11
These are so lame and thats what makes them good!
this next one doent even make sense! but anyway...
what do you call a cross between an aardvark and a horse
an Arvadvark
*cough*
i see *runs away*
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Post by Elspeth on Apr 10, 2005 21:03:27 GMT 11
You mean, an a vradark?  |
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Post by Miky on Apr 10, 2005 21:07:09 GMT 11
hey what is cross between an evil demon and a singing mermaid....?
Ariel
these just keep going down hill
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Post by Elspeth on Apr 10, 2005 21:09:54 GMT 11
Hills are good for rolling down. Or running down and tripping because someone has just warned you not to break your ankle.
*grins wickedly at Clare*
Ariel: Aha! A wicked grin! You are one of mine.
Buneater: *covers Ariel in melted icy-poles*
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Post by Miky on Apr 10, 2005 22:21:04 GMT 11
Huzzah! another triumph for Buneater!
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Post by Moonwatcher on Apr 12, 2005 14:31:00 GMT 11
Let me continue with the "supposed to be funny but really isn't" jokes... Why was Ariel found sleeping? Because he was bored of the competitor (Elf) who was still discovering the whereabouts of the machine. What comes before Swallow? Chew. You chew then you swallow! What should Elf do to get some ideas? Sit under an apple tree (if you remember how Newton got his law! Why was Kella upset to see Elf? Cause she knew she had to cure something... Why are birds hard to reach? You think, and I'll try to find an answer! Elf's replacements list... Gahlta: A Spider Ferrari. ) Maruman: A book of useless quotes. Read them from time to time. Rushton: A Grouchy parrot. She can lock herself in the cage with it. Dames: A pillow, she can cry on that and Rushton can pik on it. umm... I think I can hear you all booing me  I better finish |
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Post by Dark One on Apr 12, 2005 20:38:46 GMT 11
*tumbleweeds roll past....*
;D
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Post by Moonwatcher on Apr 12, 2005 21:59:31 GMT 11
;D Is anyone here? Can I come in now? *Takes a peek through the door and sees no one, then comes in* Ok, What do you call what you guys are do'en to me? A 'Rush' to shut me up!!! *Suddenly sees everyone in the corner, throwing stuff at me* Ok, I'll stop joking... Normally I would come up with really on-the-spot great jokes, but I can't keep them in my head! But I'm not giving up, even though I could end up a joke myself, I'm going to make someone laugh in the end!!! *Walks out and slams the door behind... comes back a few minutes later...* Can I come in? I have a new joke, I think you will like it.... *Ducks objects flying at me* Fine... ;D |
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Post by Firefly on Apr 13, 2005 21:52:27 GMT 11
BBBOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*joking*
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Post by Moonwatcher on Apr 14, 2005 13:06:00 GMT 11
That wasn't mean as a joke, was is? (joking)
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Post by Firefly on Apr 14, 2005 13:08:48 GMT 11
50 years later, still at Obernewtyn…<br> Elspeth rings Atthis Elspeth: hello? Hello? Atthis? I’ve been waiting for a signal for years, where are you? Operator: The mind signal you have dialed is incorrect or unavailable, please check the signal and try again... Elspeth: Atthis? Don’t trick me. I need you now. I am waiting for your signal! I remember 40 years ago! I am supposed to destroy some machine… I can’t remember much, I need your help! Where did you say the machine was? Quick, the destroyers on his way! Elspeth: O well… I might as well give up! My life isn’t going for much longer anyway, it now concerns the next generation! Let me start writing a manual on ‘how to win’ for the next seeker! Oh, I’m too old for this! Maruman: I might have lost both eyes, but can still smell the snow on the mountains… Elspeth, can you give me some of that sandwich? Elspeth: How did you know I had a sandwich? Maruman: Yelloweyes knows many things (Maruman walks into a wall, Elspeth laughs, Maruman hisses) Maruman: Why are you so mean to an innocent cat like me? I’m going to Dragon; she looked after me better than you! Elspeth: I don’t understand, did Atthis finally give up on me? Now I own my own life, I’m free! 130 years later A teknoguilder: Hey, I found a book! It looks old Teknoguilder brings the book to the science lab, wipes the dust off and reads ‘The manual on how to be a successful Seeker – By Elspeth Gordie 1. In order to become a successful winner, you must firstly find the ‘killing’ power within. 2. Go to the town home – Obernewtyn 3. Rescue a half-breed gypsy 4. Find out what swallow means 5. Have a cat named Maruman and a horse named Gahltha 6. It would be useful to know the destroyer – possibly Ariel’s grandson(s) 7. Wait for a signal from Atthis 8. From here on you’re alone – I haven’t gone that far For more information got to www.obernewtyn.net – they will give you better ways to avoid Ariel’s grandson(s) and better ideas on how to destroy the machines (the part I don’t know), I admit, I failed, but I leave you the children of my helpers. Please find them, they will guide you. Good luck! Its not going to be on the fanfic, So here it is the rest of my joke. |
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