the cheese! the cheese! where is the cheese?!

[Lix]

ok you start a thread today and its on its 4th page already...

[Roland]

yep. Exactly.

*throws lump of Chedder at Lix*

*sends in barrage of attack-antelopes-armed with cheese slices and led by Norman!*

[DragonMornir]

invincible squirrel army is exactly that... invincible against absolutely everything...... BUT for good measure....* pegs Katiska, Miska, Megana, Elixa and anyone else who comes near her with philly cream cheese covered in sweet chilli sauce......* didnt u know that there was such things and chilli-philly tickling ants? oh dear..... here ill show u.... * hands turks a jar on ants and both open at the same time....* sending millions of imortal ants to harrass WAMOC!!!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Madame Kat]

And so what would happen if someone was to… 'break' that tv.
*Flushes the tv down a dual flush toilet* heh heh

*Penguins and Tygers come back to life destroying everything in their wake*
Primary target: Cheese, Squirrels and Antelopes.
Secondary Target: Dreamies and Ashlings.

*Pours choco over the ants* Heh, I thought they were invincible. *Watches them shrivel up*

*Readily holds frypan* Bring it. ....Or do you want me to start off?
*Flings a suspicious choco at DragonMornir, Turks, Ness and Megana*

You know that Megana is on your side… *shakes head at DragonMornir*

[Dameon]

*the rabid dual flush toilets viciously savage all non WAMOC*

*deep in the Wandie Hall, Kayt watches on the crystal ball, and sn!ggers*

[Roland]

*grabs bottle of extra-strong porcelain destroying DFT cleaner*
*melts DFT*
*grabs Norman, begins assault on Wandie Hall with cream cheese*

[Dameon]

Representative of the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Cuddly Bathroom Fixtures: Ms Turks, I understand that you just disintegrated a small Dual Flush Toilet. This is illegal under the Bathroom Fixture Protection Act of 2004 (Section V, article iii). We have informed the authorities of your crime, and you can expect a summons to the Obernet Magistrates Court.

[Roland]

I'm afraid I don't recognise the authority of this government, and therefore any bogus Bathroom Fisture Protection Act they may or may not have.
As a result-I choose to continue my civil disobedience in this matter.

*throws cheese at magistrate*
*stalks Kayt with cheese bazooka*

[Miska]

*pokes head up from teh mess - lix *looks around* ahhh there u are! come on its a AOC fight...u should be sayign ONLY 4 PAGES!!! *gets wacked by cheese* ...argh...*grabs her fry pan. send out teh tigers, cats , flying camles, evil penguins and ooo i dont no all the other animals we have toward turks, dragon mornir and ness*....*flashses a smile at kayt thru her crystal ball. proceedes to eat the cheese that binds her to katiska and flings it at turks*

[Rushton]

*whips out trusty Frypan - now with teflon non-stick surface* *Scoops up panfuls of offending cheese from Miska and Katsika, flinging it toward AoCers* *ducks from return fire*
Worry not Kayt... *presents her with miniature porcelain DFT manufacturing plant*

[Miska]

lol....*grins widley at rigal* so glad u could join us and thanks for the help ! *refreshes her comando style fort of choco urns and starts pushing to flood the offending AOCers with rich creamy luke warm choco*

[Ness]

*the dreamies squrriel sneaks up the choco fort and tricks miska into flooding the fort instead* havea nice bath... have some cheese soap *rubs parmasen cheese into serveral barely visible heads*

[Megana]

*Digs herself out of a mountain of cheese.* Ok, now lets see ... *Grabs slingshot and takes careful aim at the nearest evil penguin, hitting it square between the eyes with a bega cheese cube.* Hehe, take that evil penguin. ;D

lol, Lix! You can blame a very boring day at work for those 4 pages

[Madame Kat]

Everyone, grab onto something.
*Pulls a leaver and watches the choco get flushed down the drain*
Down she goes...
*Looks up to find the choco reappearing from a conviently placed pipe situated above the squirrels and antelopes*
Heh heh heh.

[Roland]

Miska? You ate the cheese then threw it at me??

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww......

*pulls out umbrella*
choca deflects off umbrella and into the eyes of non-AOCers

*picks up cheese bazooka*

Oh Kayt? I know you're round here somewhere.....

[Rushton]

*locates fire hydrant and unscrews the cover* *Choca fountain immediately rains down upon all, just like in the moofies, drowning out all cheese in the process*
mmmm choca fountain

[Lix]

*opens mouth and get covered with chocca* mm choca-laty!
Eww it melted all the cheese into it. eck!

[Timm]

*pours melted blue cheese into the mystics cavern*

yummy!

[Roland]

*sprinkles some parmesan on top*

Enjoy peoples!

[DragonMornir]

* opens locked cupboard and reels out tray of fire hydrants. gets fire hydrants filled with cheese sauce and passes them all out to all AOCers and aims at Mystics and Wandies, who are precariously guarding their coco fort* 1,2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * watches as mountains of warm cheese sauce fires from fire hydrants and melts down choco fort, forcing all Wandies and Mystics to flee in cheese terror as the cheesey goodness chases them adn a quickening speed*
ps Dreamies ROCK!

[Timm]

Meltdown!

They won't be able to move back in there for years with all that cheese radiation...

[Rilla]

*starts inventing radiation suits for Dual Flush Toilets*

[Rushton]

Fools!! Cheese Radiation merely causes all who are exposed to it to develop superpowers.
mwahahahaha
*starts planning world domination by W.A.M.O.C*

[Timm]

No, it just kills those nasty tumours Sorry!

[Megana]

*Points and laughs at the cheese-flooded Mystics cavern.* Mwahahahahahahaha!! ;D *Throws cheese at random non-AoCers with a huge smile on her face.* ;D <--- Huge smile.