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Post by Megana on Jul 18, 2005 11:09:44 GMT 11
Men are like....
1. Men are like ........Laxatives . They irritate the sh!t out of you.
2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Cheers girls!! Enjoy!! ;D
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Post by Madame Kat on Jul 18, 2005 11:30:12 GMT 11
Very Good Megana!
I love them all! ;D
*hides from all the angry guys*
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Post by Miska on Jul 18, 2005 12:46:36 GMT 11
i love them  heheh the snowstorm and mascara the most 
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Post by Megana on Jul 18, 2005 15:58:02 GMT 11
lol! I like the lava lamp one the best, closely followed by the blender 
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jul 18, 2005 16:14:32 GMT 11
I love the blender one, and the popcorn one ;D
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Post by Kaylan-R on Jul 18, 2005 17:11:02 GMT 11
Hehe.....I luv 'em all!!!!.........and so true!! |
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Post by Dark One on Jul 18, 2005 22:26:03 GMT 11
Lol! Very good Right, revenge time..... ;D Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth. Why do women have smaller feet than men ? So they can stand closer to the sink How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't...there's a clock on the oven! I date this girl for two years -- and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..." If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" The other replies: "GREAT trade!" What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business? 1) No mind. 2) No business. The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!" |
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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Jul 19, 2005 12:53:55 GMT 11
you evil @$*$@@$%^&*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*glares at Dark One*
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jul 19, 2005 13:59:11 GMT 11
Well its only fair that he makes a comeback, considering we were dissing men and everything |
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Post by Lix on Jul 19, 2005 14:03:51 GMT 11
i think megana's were funnier, im not biased at all of course
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Post by Megana on Jul 19, 2005 15:32:34 GMT 11
lol! Yup, only fair that you get a shot at us now ... although, most of those sounded like blonde jokes ... well, a few did anyway
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Post by Lauren on Jul 19, 2005 16:27:35 GMT 11
lol, go megana!! *glares at dark one hard* i love the snowstorm one! and yes dark one a couple of yours were ok too.
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Post by Never Undressing Sneer on Jul 19, 2005 17:56:40 GMT 11
yer... some were ok,
but still.. *glares at dark one*
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Post by Timm on Jul 19, 2005 18:33:43 GMT 11
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Like some women can talk  |
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Post by ~Dani~ on Jul 19, 2005 18:35:31 GMT 11
But women don't wear their jeans, pants or shorts as low as guys do I mean, its called a belt!! |
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Post by Dark One on Jul 19, 2005 21:03:48 GMT 11
erm, some do, what about the lowcut jeans?
hehe! I knew i'd get a reaction by posting that list ;D
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Post by Madame Kat on Jul 20, 2005 0:57:36 GMT 11
They're called hipsters, and I think they are comfy! *pouts*
The women jokes weren't that funny...
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Post by Megana on Jul 20, 2005 12:12:35 GMT 11
But women don't wear their jeans, pants or shorts as low as guys do I mean, its called a belt!! |
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Post by Madame Kat on Jul 20, 2005 12:26:59 GMT 11
*shudder*
Yeah, I've seen that as well. The guys at school thought it was 'cool'. I find it discusting..
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Post by Megana on Jul 20, 2005 13:00:13 GMT 11
I'm very surprised that the can walk without tripping over their pants
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2005 15:29:58 GMT 11
And boys don't seem to know the meaning of fitted. You have a shape, stop trying to look like an amorphous blob! Tailored clothing on boys is just so much prettierso why so many guys seem to prefer "baggy to the point of clown-pants" like cothing, I have no clue. Ooooh and collars are wonderful too. Utilise the hotness of showing off your collarbones boyos!
Ofcourse many girls also insult my personal fashion aesthetics, it's just the overwhelming majority of guys seem to dress like crud.
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Post by Raineth on Jul 20, 2005 15:59:18 GMT 11
I personally finding the Ug boot thing a bit odd. Although its not really an ug boot thing anymore its a furry boot thing. I just can't imagine it would be comfortable walking around in sweaty ug (or furry)boots.
I really like hipsters. I'm glad they are in fashion because (years ago) before they were in fashion I would go dejectedly from shop to shop looking for them and only occasionally find them. Now they are everywhere! Hipsters are so much more comfortable than high rise trousers that are in no way designed to co-operate with sitting down.
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Post by Timm on Jul 20, 2005 18:22:16 GMT 11
Because a few guys like looking like a rapper with their pants at their kneecaps, doesn't mean the other 98% do...
Plus, what about women wearing boots that are bigger than their mini skirts, and basically bikinis in winter...
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Post by Arien on Jul 20, 2005 18:41:56 GMT 11
well, just because a few chicks enjoy freezing their butts off in winter and looking like tarts doesn't mean the other 98% do, either
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Post by Miky on Jul 20, 2005 18:44:15 GMT 11
Because a few guys like looking like a rapper with their pants at their kneecaps, doesn't mean the other 98% do... Plus, what about women wearing boots that are bigger than their mini skirts, and basically bikinis in winter... 98% who dont!!!! U so havent been to my school! it is ridiculous! i hardly no anyone who thinks it is hot, I fond it offensive. its called underwear because u wear it underneath! That being sed I would like to clap those boys who dont wear clothes in this ridiculous fashion! I see a grouo of boys alol looking like they have never heard of belts and I imediatley respect the one who I cant see their boxer shorts more! I totally agree wif that whiole miniskirt thing! I dont even where em in summer but winter its risiculous. Other girls dont respect you because u are wearing the clothes to be provocative and if boys like it they are being attracted to your body clearly not your mind because u dont have the modesty or common sense to wear warm clothes in winter. I am sorry for the rant. |
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heheh the snowstorm and mascara the most 
