THE DIRTY MIND TEST

[Dark One]

Before i get any complaints, this test is actualy very clean, but it's only dirty if your mind makes it so!

Answers are in the next post. Try and answer the questions first, and then see if you were right...

[Dark One]

Answers

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2.What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
legs

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much, they often blow it?
A £10 note

4. What word starts with f and ends with uck?
firetruck

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, ends in unt. One of which is a word for a woman?
bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
pants

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
fork

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
a Snickers bar

9. What four letter word ends in it and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
grit

10. What is it that all men have one of, is longer on some men, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives to his wife after they are married?
their surname
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So how many did you get right? ;D

[Swallow]

Welll..... failed that *winces* It's hard, as soon as you call it a "Dirty Mind Test" your mind has a hard time thinking normally.... aawwww....

Have you ever played "porno line"? have i ever told you about this.... *thinks* probably not. But anywho, the whole point of the game* is to randomly shout out "Porno line!" whenever someone mentions something that could be taken ether way.... then it gets confusing when you simply say porno line to everything that anyone says.... Kayt's really really good at it

*hides*


_{*we call it a game, but in fact, no one can actually winningness, so it kind of ruins the point of it, but anyway *shrugs* what else should we call it? Mentally disturbing?}

[Dameon]

Kayt's really really good at it

Dude!!! You just walked right into one...

KSL

[Lix]

wow despite my initial answers, i managed to stay pretty clean for those

[Dameon]

AHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*grabs winningness*

Think you're pretty clever, don't you Flit!

KSL

[eLsa___xX]

i heard dat last 1 b4, but it was lik.....

'frankenstein has a long one, Elton John has a short 1, the pope dosent use his, minnie mouse dosent have 1 and a woman uses the 1 from her hubby when she's married'

[Brownie]

I got the firetruck and the legs thing. I have heard of a joke similar to that. It's pretty funny but I can't remember it

[Cat-Eyes]

Don't get the dog doing pants bit...

I knew some of them and some others I kind knew right...

[brydie]

dogs pant when they've been running awhile...u know, like breathing hard...

[Cat-Eyes]

Ohhhh, right...

[Gambit]

hehe.....failed
i got the firetruck, surname and fork ones.....err
i said holes (like the dog digs a hole) for the 6th one....could that be right too

[Miska]

i failed missriabley...but insttead of a $10 note i said wallet...so i think that counts hehehe...dam it!

[Brownie]

I say that deffinatley counts to the bath your mind needs to take! lol

[Gambit]

Ah, well my brother failed worse than me so heh.....not that bad

[Kaylan-R]

hehe I failed.
All these things just popped into my head,I couldn't controll it.
*frowns*
I'm so disgusted with myself
*laughs*

[Maeve]

hehe this is hard- I think it isn't our fault that the dirty answers are more obvious- it's called the dirty mind test so you're obviously going to think dirty when you read the questions, call it reverse psycholgy.
plus BUNT?? what is bunt? i got the aunt thing but then i had to include the other word to get my list to 5.

[Ness]

i kept thinking of both...like id get the clean and dirty answer for most...it was quite odd...never the less i passed but only by one

[Dark One]

LMAO! I knew you lot wouldn't get all of the clean answers! Shame on you!


Don't worry, the first time i did this test i failed completely!

[Kaylan-R]

i guse because nowadays people talk about all that stuff so natuarlly your gonna think of dirty stuff.

[Megana]

Well, I got the firetruck and the legs one .... that's about it. I couldn't help myself, the dirty answers were just the first ones that I thought of.

[Swallow]

kaylanr said:

i guse because nowadays people talk about all that stuff so natuarlly your gonna think of dirty stuff.

Dude, i don't think 'nowadays' has anything to do with it If i gave this test to my Grandpa he would fail big time... you should hear some of the jokes that come out of that man's mouth..... and i tell you, he's been telling them for years, and i didn't catch on until i was about 14 or so.... *rolls eyes*
And if you want some really historical evidence of corrupted minds, go have a look at the village of Pompeii.... they have some very interesting graffiti around the brothels....

[Kaylan-R]

it spreaded everywhere

[Timm]

The word is 'spread'

I got a couple of clean answers...yay, I guess.

[Miska]

go timm! ehhehe nad flit...thats an interesting obersvation Pompeii hey?!