the blame timm thread

[Marija]

Duria said:

i blame timm for:

• global warming, nice timm, real nice.
  
• george w. bush getting elected (not cool)
  
• the current middle east situation
  
• britney spears making movies (enough said)
  
• people wearing short shorts (have some dignity man!)
  
• old men in speedos (ahhhhhhh)
  
• the furry feeling your teeth have when you first wake up
  
• me not knowing orlando bloom
  
• chick shoes ebing uncomfortable and blistery
  
• the death of john lennon
  
• the drought
  
• pop music

dag nammit timothy! what are you doing!

LOL!!! ;D

[Dameon]

THANKS A BUNCH, TIMM!!!

[Timm]

Eww, not old men in speedos and george bush! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHhH!!!

[Duria]

your own bloody fault isn't it?

[Timm]

Personally, I think these are the things that are Duria's fault. George Bush-Duria has been to America!
And old men in speedos...Duria lives near a beach!

[Ceirwan]

Hey all, have just read through this whole Blame Timm thread and have some general comments

- Timm, you haven't posted much on it, have you? And you haven't said sorry for anything!

- Timm, I hope you're not feeling particularly rejected

- You guys have made me feel so much better after having read through all these horrible things!

- Min, hope you're not too lonely while Paul's in NZ

- Elixa, you're friends were HORRIBLE to act that way and you can always depend on us obernetters any time and come whinge to us any time you want PARTICULARLY if you're feeling down!

- Kayt, hope you get some work soon

- Miska, sorry to hear about your incidents with doors and footpaths... am starting to think either you're really clumsy or are drinking way too much chardy at inappropriate times

- Glynn, tragedy about your car! We're so excited about you and Min coming down to Sydney, so I hope you're still able to make it. The flights aren't too expensive nowadays and we could always help you out with accommodation

- Elspethseeker, you probably think its strange that so many of us in this supposedly hot country are complaining about being freezing. Coz of course it's winter here and no one has proper heating so we all die from cold in winter and overheat in the summer

Phew!

And like ShadowKat, I think I'll have to blame Timm for not having anything to blame on him. Considering all the bad things that could happen, I think my life is pretty good right now

[Duria]

now timm i keep well away from old men in speedos. unlike you (EASY TIGER! PROWR!)

and as for george w. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO TEXAS!
or washington

but i would like to declare, to avoid more senseless slander, that when i was five and living in colorado, i was BABY SAT BY TEXANS!

i can't deny it anymore *sob, sob*

i'm so sorry everyone!!

but it's not saddam hussein and his weapons of mass destruction you need to look out for, oh no

it's madam insane and her women of mass seduction.

[Arien]

Duria! This comes as a shock...babysat by Texans, of all people! well, i just don't know what to think of you after hearing about this!

Duria said:

but it's not saddam hussein and his weapons of mass destruction you need to look out for, oh no

it's madam insane and her women of mass seduction.

LMAO!

ok, timm, it's your fault my side hurts from laughing so much.

[Timm]

Yay, I knew she had some connection

[Elspethseeker]

Roz said:

- Elspethseeker, you probably think its strange that so many of us in this supposedly hot country are complaining about being freezing. Coz of course it's winter here and no one has proper heating so we all die from cold in winter and overheat in the summer

LMAO so true.

[Dameon]

TIMM!!!

Get here right now!

I wish to complain about the following:

1. It's cold
2. I had to wait 15 minutes for the bus this morning!
3. In the cold
4. I have to be at Uni!
5. None of the books in the Uni library appear to be in English

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!

It's your fault the ANU doesn't have a single book written in plain English and that I can't find a commentary on Hobbes that isn't in German, and that every single copy of Medea appears to be Ancient Greek!!!

Good one, Timm!

KSL

[Timm]

Move out of Canberra. It's cold because it's in a big hole, not my fault

Oh yeah, and I put a few bombs on the buses and re-wrote all the books in languages you don't know.

[Duria]

NOW THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!!!!

next you'll be admitting that you personally stole old men's board shorts and swapped them for speedos that were five sizes to small and fluro yellow! (and then allowed them to talk like that out shopping ehhhhhhh)

did you also give me heaps of homework and send the incredibly good looking exchange student out of town for a week?

TIMM, IT'S GETTING OUT OG HAND, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

it you steal all my left shoes before tomorrow i'll attack you with a meat cleaver.


that's a promise.

[Rilla]

Timm, I BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!

Oh wait! I thought of something!
Timm, i blame you for us not having any firewood, and all the firewood places being out of it, and not expecting to get any until thursday!

Does that make sense?

[Arien]

Timm, it's all your fault i haven't done my science assignment that was due today. Why didn't you do it for me, huh? HUH?

[Squarmi]

I blame Timm for my hugest hangover and seediness of my life today. Why didn't you stop me drinking last night Timm?? Or at least make sure I went to bed before 12 like I planned.

And I blame you for the embarrassing photos of me that I was shown last night.

And I blame you for leaving my doona and pillows in my friends room when we were watching movies so I can't go to bed now.

And I blame you for making me feel sick so I couldn't enjoy the stickydate pudding we had for dessert tonight.

Squarmi

[Glynnavyre]

I also blame you for my hangover yesterday and not getting to bed before the sun came up... Dam you timm!

[Duria]

i blame timm for the platypus.

and that's all there is to it.

[Miska]

lol duria! ur classic!!! love it!!!!!! but bad images all the same!!! :S eeeeek speedos! and roz - i was WAY to tired!!! so i was clumsy! and yes im a clumsy person! i have no clue really! ooo lots of hangovers!!! darn i couldnt have one!!!! j/k!!!!

timm i balme u for me not gettin onto this forum for the last few days!!! im bin to sick and busy!

[~Ethereal~]

I blame timm for keeping me in the dark about what AOC stands for. It must be his fault.

[Miska]

esp since he did the web site!!!! bad timm!

[Elspethseeker]

Timm dam you! I blame you for me having to wake upso early so hardwood could be put in! Not even 6 hours of sleep now i am on here early! nice real nice!
GET A LIFE AND STOP RUINING MINE!

[Lix]

i blame timm for all the mystics gettign fired up, i know its a good thing but its still ur fault and it shall be ur downfall!
mwhaha

[Miska]

timm i blaim u for me wanting to sit at home in bed all day co im sick! but i cant afford the time off! hmmmf! ...*sigh* tho i think ill live!

[Elspethseeker]

TIM I SOOOO BLAME YOU!!!!!
I Have the theme song for the MYSTICS or the beginning of it stuck in my HEAD! i can't get it out and i am singing it and my family looks scared Timm you evil rat!!